Daniel cain 42,837 Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 22 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: My first born was made in a travelodge at coryton whilst watching gladiator over her shoulder. “at my signal unleash hell” Not the one, Next to the fairy-tale ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,594 Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 3 hours ago, gnasher16 said: Thats what im saying multi tasking is a great quality i spent years getting away with making love while watching Match of the Day it aint easy. try pissing and shitting at the same time, very difficult .? even if you got ( diarrhea ) it hard to piss at the same time. i was once on holiday in Spain , got bad gut shitting like soup lol, but even though i was bad had to drink lot of water i had dehydrated , so later pissed quite a lot, but never same time as shit .! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,220 Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Daniel cain said: I can eat and shit at the same time, and read a newspaper... Does that count? My brother in law used to be able to skin up and text while driving Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, Greyman said: My brother in law used to be able to skin up and text while driving My sisters first husband could steer with his knees and roll a fag 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted October 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, bird said: try pissing and shitting at the same time, very difficult That's a curious one, Bird. And, sadly, I went to the loo straight before coming in here. It'll be a while till I can test that hypothesis then. Again though, it makes me wonder if it has something to do with some abdominal muscles? Fit blokes saying no problem. Old bango's, like us? No chance! I'll give it a go, later. Must try pissing and spitting again too. Wonder if a full, or empty stomach plays any part? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,130 Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 4 hours ago, .357shooter said: no problems doing that but i can not hear people talking if there is any background noise.can not take a phone call in a pub for example.yet my hearing is bloody good. Not suffering with a bit of tinnitus are you mate? I suffer with it, and I get similar things you mention. Just background noise you can't make any sense of, drives me f****n nuts! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 47 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: That's a curious one, Bird. And, sadly, I went to the loo straight before coming in here. It'll be a while till I can test that hypothesis then. Again though, it makes me wonder if it has something to do with some abdominal muscles? Fit blokes saying no problem. Old bango's, like us? No chance! I'll give it a go, later. Must try pissing and spitting again too. Wonder if a full, or empty stomach plays any part? My tip is it’s better sitting down if you try it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.357shooter 993 Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 23 minutes ago, shaaark said: Not suffering with a bit of tinnitus are you mate? I suffer with it, and I get similar things you mention. Just background noise you can't make any sense of, drives me f****n nuts! no problems with my hearing 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 7 hours ago, gnasher16 said: Thats what im saying multi tasking is a great quality i spent years getting away with making love while watching Match of the Day it aint easy. I imagine watching Rovers play while lovemaking, makes the vinegar stroke a long time away. Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,624 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 (edited) 23 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: My first born was made in a travelodge at coryton whilst watching gladiator over her shoulder. “at my signal unleash hell” And dont tell me....afterwards you stood back and let out a roar of " Are you not entertained " Funny you say that actually because my ex wifes parting words were " I will have my vengeance...in this life or the next " Edited October 19, 2020 by gnasher16 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,265 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 On 18/10/2020 at 11:58, socks said: Funny you should say that I met a lad in the army on a course who couldn’t walk and talk at the same time. He would have to stop walking to answer you ...... He probably didn’t have the relevant quals mate ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDHUNTING 1,817 Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 On 18/10/2020 at 15:27, Greyman said: My brother in law used to be able to skin up and text while driving I can do that,infact I'm doing it right n 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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