ryaldinhio 4,125 Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 Reckon I can top em all. Today I nearly severed my finger end with a tile and then got a splinter adjacent to the gaping wound. I feel lucky to still be here to tell the tale. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,368 Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 Apart from ryaldino and ted ther serious giblets n all the others on the Gaylord show fkn mere scratches lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,157 Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 17 hours ago, jetro said: How and when did this happen Atb j Guess he never made it, rip ted 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,368 Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Greyman said: Guess he never made it, rip ted He’s sleeping he be back not making a fuss later on 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,465 Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 On 10/08/2020 at 22:03, Ken's Deputy said: " Phwar! That's gonna smart, in the morning! " Having tripped and raked my hand down some really vicious external render. Fukking does too!!! I have been on here a good few years and every now and then someone puts a pic up of an injury they have suffered (honourable mention to three fingered Ken ) they have been of varying degrees of seriousness ..but that !!!! FFS a mummy wouldn't bother to kiss that better ,it's the fkn Sunderland afc of injuries ,In fact it's so pathetic it doesn't deserve to be called an injury ,why did you bother with a before and after photo ??grow up you complete and utter wimpoid . 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,157 Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 If we are having a man off I,m in, been used before but is countryside related, I was sat in the top of a tree watching carp when the fecker snapped, picked this one up before hitting the floor, funny thing south Cerney angling brought a no climbing rule in shortly afterwards, and I shot myself in the back of the hand with an M6 nut recently 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted August 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 It fukking Hurt ~ and it's still a complete fukking mystery how the Fukk I managed it! I mean, how the hell does a man rub the Inside of his hand down a wall??? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,368 Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Greyman said: If we are having a man off I,m in, been used before but is countryside related, I was sat in the top of a tree watching carp when the fecker snapped, picked this one up before hitting the floor, funny thing south Cerney angling brought a no climbing rule in shortly afterwards, and I shot myself in the back of the hand with an M6 nut recently Now that is a cut unlike the man girl scratches Edited August 12, 2020 by green lurchers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,368 Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: It fukking Hurt ~ and it's still a complete fukking mystery how the Fukk I managed it! I mean, how the hell does a man rub the Inside of his hand down a wall??? Ken’s cut matters lol I’ve had worse cuts picking blackberrys Edited August 12, 2020 by green lurchers 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,323 Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rickshaw swami 3,894 Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 I'm sure I'm not as tough as some on here.I received a botched vasectomy while awake 10 years ago.When you look down and see the family jewels out of the briefcase you'll never forget it. I would include pictures but It was mostly emotional scars. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,157 Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: I don’t even swear when I stub me toe, up the lot of yous I cut mine off and had it sewed back on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted August 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 What about that rugby player? Had one of his balls torn out, during a match. Stood there on the side line, glaring at the continuing match as a doctor sewed it back in again. Then was straight back amongst it!!! Fukk me, I think That trumps the lot of us! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Ken's Deputy said: What about that rugby player? Had one of his balls torn out, during a match. Stood there on the side line, glaring at the continuing match as a doctor sewed it back in again. Then was straight back amongst it!!! Fukk me, I think That trumps the lot of us! It was well worth the try. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 (edited) . Edited August 12, 2020 by Greb147 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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