Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 " Phwar! That's gonna smart, in the morning! " Having tripped and raked my hand down some really vicious external render. Fukking does too!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 5,862 Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 Man up socks does a lot worst every time he sharpens a knife 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 And then I stitch myself up and crack .... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 Had bigger cutting my nails.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 6,817 Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 Must have been som shitty render to do that to you but Im wondering how you managed to scrape that part of your hand on a wall? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 5,862 Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, downsouth said: Must have been som shitty render to do that to you but Im wondering how you managed to scrape that part of your hand on a wall? Please don't go there Edited August 10, 2020 by Blackmag 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 5,862 Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 59 minutes ago, socks said: And then I stitch myself up and crack .... Tidy job Ken fair play Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted August 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 26 minutes ago, downsouth said: Must have been som shitty render to do that to you but Im wondering how you managed to scrape that part of your hand on a wall? This stuff scares the crap out of me! When ever I put the ladder up, to clear the gutter? My heart's in my fukking arsehole! I live in perpetual terror of it ever slipping, and me raking my whole body down it! Look what a mis step did to my hand! How did I do it to that part of my hand? Excellent question. Fukked if I know. I've had a seriously rough few days. Alcohol, darkness and uneven ground would all have played a part. But, yeah; WTF?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 29 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: This stuff scares the crap out of me! When ever I put the ladder up, to clear the gutter? My heart's in my fukking arsehole! I live in perpetual terror of it ever slipping, and me raking my whole body down it! Look what a mis step did to my hand! How did I do it to that part of my hand? Excellent question. Fukked if I know. I've had a seriously rough few days. Alcohol, darkness and uneven ground would all have played a part. But, yeah; WTF?! That's not a good enough alibi. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 I had a collision with a tree think that tops your knuckle dragging 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,007 Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 Shit they all look painfull?? My mate did top of his fingers with electric planer last week blood everywhere & 3 1/2 hrs at A & E!! Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted August 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 I think Ted's photo's about win the thread. Looks like something I wouldn't expect to see outside of my mates butchers shop. Lawn mower man must deserve an honorary mention though. That level of stupidity, in a conscious decision's just all out off the scale! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,945 Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 A lad I used to work with managed to do both hands in with a log splitter and the b*****d sent me about 30 pictures of his fingers which I will never be able to unsee 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,530 Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 Fella I used to work with cut off two fingers on his right hand with an electric saw at work. Didn't notice until he was saying goodbye to the foreman. Cheers, D. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 16 hours ago, Ted Newgent said: I had a collision with a tree think that tops your knuckle dragging How and when did this happen Atb j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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