How long will it be ?

[king 11,664]

2 minutes ago, Blackmag said:

I was a bit disappointed really when I seen the size of the bog roll I thought he was going to safc and dropping it for the fountain shitter she would of put it more to good use 

some say that andrex has sponsored the fountain shitter for the 2021 season..and max has promised to supply a clean pair of fart trappers for every away game..fair play to him..

[low plains drifter 9,463]

On 11/08/2020 at 18:16, mushroom said:

Sorry I edited my post.

Powell saw that we won't/can't live together... at that time, he was right. My point is, we can move around but the local culture must be adhered to and respected. Multiculturalism is a failure because it said "to bollocks with the locals" but humans aren't! Individuals are the key. Just like the old days, when the neighbours slapped you for being a nob and you got another when you got home

When you come to Spain Spain, you know you're not from here but not in a nasty way

What do they make of you as you go wheeling past

They must be like, Oh look there goes the lycra clad English spacer again on his roller blades with the odd looking galgo wanna be arabianish dog

[mushroom 12,387]

12 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

What do they make of you as you go wheeling past

They must be like, Oh look there goes the lycra clad English spacer again on his roller blades with the odd looking galgo wanna be arabianish dog

I don't wear lycra, I blend in with an open shirt and some funky footwork

Edited to add; was supposed to say fancy but funky works too

Edited August 12, 2020 by mushroom

[Blackmag 5,869]

29 minutes ago, king said:

some say that andrex has sponsored the fountain shitter for the 2021 season..and max has promised to supply a clean pair of fart trappers for every away game..fair play to him..

Well she is going back on next season  she has just picked up her free season ticket as we speak 

[king 11,664]

6 minutes ago, Blackmag said:

Well she is going back on next season  she has just picked up her free season ticket as we speak 

there's only 1 word to sum up the fountain shitter. "beast"

whats crazy is the fountain shitter is probably someones missus.

imagine taking her home and 1 of your parents recognises her as the fountain shitter 

[Blackmag 5,869]

2 minutes ago, king said:

there's only 1 word to sum up the fountain shitter. "beast"

whats crazy is the fountain shitter is probably someones missus.

imagine taking her home and 1 of your parents recognises her as the fountain shitter 

Worst still imagine if she took a number 2 at your parents house and blocked the bog you would have to plunge it with her Sunderland shirt 

[king 11,664]

3 minutes ago, Blackmag said:

Worst still imagine if she took a number 2 at your parents house and blocked the bog you would have to plunge it with her Sunderland shirt 

thats hurt my head 

[lurcherman 887 12,679]

Is scafell still happening ?

[mushroom 12,387]

See this shit... if recipients were onboard, I'd have a laugh. Why mention that? Just to get a reaction? Come on Black you must be better than that mate

[low plains drifter 9,463]

3 hours ago, Blackmag said:

Can you imagine being stood next to fd  in a shop and asking for 20 black jacks he would chin you 

I bet he wouldn't refuse the 20 fruit salad out of the same bag though

[JDHUNTING 1,817]

On 11/08/2020 at 19:21, Ken's Deputy said:

 That, for me, is just about The fukking quote of this whole thread. That absolutely nails it. And is thus absolutely terrifying.

 

And now, because I'm SO fukking bored, I feel my skull is cracking with it. Because I've not had the simple companionship of a mate, and maybe a pint, since I can remember. Because I'm practically losing what ever's left of my fukking mind, to this daily drawn out drag of utter fukking tedium.

And, because I don't care if you read it or not. Nor do I care if you start cat calling, If you read it. I want to relate a true story. It involved me. It made a big impression, on me. It taught me a Lot!

This one's for me. To give me distraction for a few minutes. It's also for the calm, quiet people reading all this stupidity, without getting drawn into the troll fest which it is. Like I say; Scroll on past, if you don't like my style.

For anyone who's sitting comfortably? It was a good Twenty Years ago now. I was sitting at the bar of my local boozer. I turned my head to survey the people sitting at the tables. And there, by the window, were three paki's.

Now, believe it or not, even just twenty years ago, I saw these three brown faces and, because I was probably just as normal and average a bloke as you'd find, I gave the slightest nod and offered the hint of a smile.

Etiquette. I was conveying; " Hullo, strangers. Please feel welcome in my world. " But, the seething glare of absolute fukking hatred I got back clearly returned the message;

" You fukking KUNT!!! You lay those filthy eyes on me one second longer, and I am going to fukking Explode, full fukking nuclear, come across there and rip you to fukking pieces!!! "

Now, I'm not exactly ~ never have been ~ one of you self suggested " 'Ave It! " lads. I turned away and concentrated on the glasses behind the bar! Ruined My quiet pint, I can tell you!

Oh, and this central sand nigger? Jesus fukking christ!!! Big, bald headed b*****d. Biceps like my fukking chest! Chest like a tank!!! And, this kunt was just so palpably Seething with Hatred! Scary AAF!!!

End of the night, last orders has been called. Mohammed the Man Mountain gets up. It's now clear that the two scrawny shit weasels with him have been whispering to him all night. Looking back? He'd obviously just graduated from some training camp. This boy was pure fukking evil! And he was in my pub.

And I, along with every other white kunt in that place, found my self huddled in a bunch, like scared sheep, in the furthest corner from him. Me, with my Pit Bull. Women. Men ~ including the few resident " 'Ave Some Of IT!!! " lads.

And, this kuntz popping balloons that were hanging off the walls, from a recent party. Fukking great. Because my Pit had seen, up close and personal, what a 12 bore did. And he was terrified of bangs! So, even He's shitting bricks! Not that he would otherwise be bouncing at the end of his chain. Eager to get a kebab. This was real life. Not a fantasy.

And, this kuntz berating and screaming at us. We're all pressing together, farting. I don't remember a word he said. But, you can bet your life it was how he despised us. We were filthy kuffer infidels, drinking. Our women immodestly dressed. The whole nine yards.

No One screamed, " Fuuuuuuukiiiiin Avve Iiiiitt, Yooo Kuuuuuuunttttt!!! " and rushed at him. No one. Because, this was a normal, local boozer. On a week night. Not a fukking forum.

 Twenty Fukking Years Ago!!!!!! I'm on a f***ing pension now! That horrible kunt won't be too far behind. But, look; They had their feet under the table Then! How many more of his sort are coming in Daily? Battle hardened. (Literally!) Fed Absolute Hatred, for us, from their first breath. And now being escorted in, by Our government.

They're coming to kill us. It's that simple. The nigger Niggers just want free stuff. But, the Sand Niggers are hard wired to see it as their Holy Duty to cut our heads off.

Three possible futures:

• They rise up and slaughter your kids.
• Some fantasy government emerges ~ led by " Wilf ", I s'pose? ~ who deports them.
• They rise up and slaughter your kids.

 

There. That killed some minutes As you were then, lads. Arguing endlessly among yourselves. Calling each other shit or sneering down from your lofty, keyboard equipped tower.

 Even The Millwall can't save us now. I actually think Wilf's boat tickets idea is the only answer. Because, otherwise? In (probably less than) Another twenty years? These kunts will be slaughtering your grand children in their bedrooms. They'll make  Mau Mau and Night of the Long Knives look like a pinata party.

My fukking god, I feel better for that! Just SO sick of sitting here, reading infantile shit and trying to kill a long day between about three forums. Off to feed my dogs now.

As you were ..... Kick off in what? 10, 9, 8, 7 ....?

 

I don't know were your from but I 100% guarantee if that happened in Wigan or probably any other working class place in the UK they would be ironed out in no time, infact if they'd of tried that 20 years ago they wouldn't of even got past the gang of aspiring hooligans hanging round outside the pub (my mates). We used to love a muscle head who thought they could handle a bunch of 10 stone teenagers it was more fun when they started off thinking they had the upper hand they never lasted long with 15 scruffy little twats flying at them from all angles with our latest benidorm bats and dusters

[jackthelad 1,855]

On 12/08/2020 at 16:31, Rusty_terrier said:

Is foxdropper a grass ?

aye

[Greyman 25,241]

On 12/08/2020 at 21:54, lurcherman 887 said:

Is scafell still happening ?

I believe we have adjourned until spring time 2021, but there is a fishing match in Devon next weekend if your at a loose end

[foxdropper 17,092]

8 hours ago, jackthelad said:

aye

Yep ,sing like a canary .

[foxdropper 17,092]

Difference is I ain’t bothered Don .Lads want to poach where I pay to shoot expect to get plod out simples .Cant say fairer than that .
If you pay payed for sport and saw it dogged and left  ,no doubt you’d do the same .

Cant be arsed with any more arguing ,off for a roe buck now .See you Saturday .