Nicepix 5,650 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 He makes a living as a stand up comedian. All his material is about correctly loading dishwashers and cleaning things properly. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted June 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 Oh! Right! Sounds like I could enjoy him! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 You could always get a wife. After Brexit once the import duty is cut Thai Brides will be 10% cheaper. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 On 27/06/2020 at 15:45, shaaark said: I won't have that ceunts face on my telly. Can't stand the egomaniac. Absolute up his own arse PRICK On 27/06/2020 at 15:56, Ken's Deputy said: A lot of people feel that way. I never really took any notice of him. I just got a passing impression that he was yet another celebrity chef whose trade mark was swearing excessively, for effect. I dismissed him like a troll. Then, about a year or so ago, I somehow found myself watching one of his " Kitchen Nightmare " episodes. Believe it or not, I quickly became hooked! I couldn't get enough of it and binge watched series after series. What I realised is that yes, he shouts and swears a lot. The whole deal is also terribly formulaic; Dreadful place. Gordon screams at everyone. They clean the kitchen. He gets a team in to revamp the restaurant. He provides a new menu. Everyone turns over a new leaf. Happily ever after. Yet, I just found it all greatly entertaining. And the funny thing is? He's actually a very compassionate bloke. He shouts and swears to shake people up and get them out of their ruts. A bit like a Drill Instructor. I like him He may well shout and holler at people but when he was taken out deer stalking he was presented with a relatively easy shot which he declined to take on. He had some lame excuse about he wasn't sure of the shot, he had something in his eye or a plane was going over, the stalkers facial expression was one of ... You f***ing weakling, you. Someone commented that if Fanny Cradock was behind the trigger that she would definitely have dropped the hammer and been out there with a knife ready to butcher. He didn't walk the walk when it mattered. The Mrs uses a sort of see through plastic upside down dish thingy goes over food which stops food exploding up on the roof of the microwave. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted June 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 That cover sounds like a plan, Meece. Thanks. I'll look into that. Easier to clean than the micro. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 47 minutes ago, Meece said: He may well shout and holler at people but when he was taken out deer stalking he was presented with a relatively easy shot which he declined to take on. He had some lame excuse about he wasn't sure of the shot, he had something in his eye or a plane was going over, the stalkers facial expression was one of ... You f***ing weakling, you. Someone commented that if Fanny Cradock was behind the trigger that she would definitely have dropped the hammer and been out there with a knife ready to butcher. He didn't walk the walk when it mattered. The Mrs uses a sort of see through plastic upside down dish thingy goes over food which stops food exploding up on the roof of the microwave. I remember that episode the fukcing weasel ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 Who the fook owns 2 microwaves? I haven't owned A microwave since I was 17. Seen the episode where he balked at the shot, low point imo. Did anyone see the two nutters that were screaming at the customers? Forget the name now, the guys Mrs made cupcakes or something.... crazy shit. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 26 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: That cover sounds like a plan, Meece. Thanks. I'll look into that. Easier to clean than the micro. https://www.google.com/search?q=microwave+splash+guard&oq=microwave+splas&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0l4.16090j0j8&client=tablet-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#scso=_Tv34XoqpN4yH1fAP9ua0gAg117:4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Meece said: He may well shout and holler at people but when he was taken out deer stalking he was presented with a relatively easy shot which he declined to take on. He had some lame excuse about he wasn't sure of the shot, he had something in his eye or a plane was going over, the stalkers facial expression was one of ... You f***ing weakling, you. Someone commented that if Fanny Cradock was behind the trigger that she would definitely have dropped the hammer and been out there with a knife ready to butcher. He didn't walk the walk when it mattered. 21 minutes ago, socks said: I remember that episode the fukcing weasel ....... Failure to do his duty. Draw the revolver and shoot him out of hand. FANNY would have. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Balaur said: I got to be honest I watch a fair bit of YouTube cooking with kids and Gordon can't stop foul mouthing, prefer Jamie Oliver myself. Marco Pierre white is well into his deer stalking and will eat a maccy d breakfast can't fault him lol. Keith floyd is one of my favourite chefs... a good slug for the dish and a bottle for me.... cannot fault that type of cooking 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kinkell 787 Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 On 27/06/2020 at 15:21, TOMO said: Not owned a microwave for years... Mind we just bought a brand new cooker...company that delivers it took the old one away...for free but I had to take it out and put it at the end of the drive for them...by Fecking jesus...looking at it in proper day lite outside...it was embaresing. ..i wrapped cardboard round it cos I didn't want the neighbours seeing it... When we were hungry we used to pull it out and lick the fat 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 whats a microwave? never ever owned one never will 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,959 Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 10 hours ago, mushroom said: Keith floyd is one of my favourite chefs... a good slug for the dish and a bottle for me.... cannot fault that type of cooking all these "celebrity" chefs owe him big time ,definitely paved the way for their careers! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 3,655 Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 11 hours ago, mushroom said: Keith floyd is one of my favourite chefs... a good slug for the dish and a bottle for me.... cannot fault that type of cooking Keith Floyd definitely the best followed by Marco Pierre White a bit of stranglers whilst eating and drinking what’s not to like and as for Jamie Oliver and his soppy mate Jimmy and his farm that’s what the off button was invented for.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,959 Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 The lisping essex prick was on a mates shoot and carried on shooting at the end of the drive,when one of the beaters pointed out the keeper had blown for the end of the drive,he replied "do you know who i am?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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