Back up at the shoot

[BenBhoy 4,706]

You couldn't make it up! 

https://www.nme.com/news/music/brian-may-launches-new-badger-smelling-fragrance-help-save-wildlife-2853881?utm_source=All+Contacts&utm_campaign=fc3b6b7a24-Morning+Briefing+120121&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_dd843c5cb6-fc3b6b7a24-27467671&mc_cid=fc3b6b7a24&mc_eid=10c03a2993

 

" hello my name's Brian. I'm a cunť & just to prove it I make my self smell like a badgers arsé." Bellend. 

Edited January 12, 2021 by BenBhoy

[Stavross 13,713]

Hahaha, clearly, like most tree hugging nut jobs has never smelt a badger, almost as mental as gwyneth Paltrow’s fanny candle

[BenBhoy 4,706]

18 minutes ago, Stavross said:

Hahaha, clearly, like most tree hugging nut jobs has never smelt a badger, almost as mental as gwyneth Paltrow’s fanny candle

I'd rather get my nose in gwyneths faj than a badgers arse!!

[Sausagedog 7,381]

2 hours ago, BenBhoy said:

You couldn't make it up! 

https://www.nme.com/news/music/brian-may-launches-new-badger-smelling-fragrance-help-save-wildlife-2853881?utm_source=All+Contacts&utm_campaign=fc3b6b7a24-Morning+Briefing+120121&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_dd843c5cb6-fc3b6b7a24-27467671&mc_cid=fc3b6b7a24&mc_eid=10c03a2993

 

" hello my name's Brian. I'm a cunť & just to prove it I make my self smell like a badgers arsé." Bellend. 

I just dont believe it....how on earth have they secreted badger scent....oh I know....must be road kill

This has just confirmed it....mankind is unable to rule himself! What with Trump, Putin and now this we are totally doomed!

[shovel leaner 7,648]

2 hours ago, BenBhoy said:

You couldn't make it up! 

https://www.nme.com/news/music/brian-may-launches-new-badger-smelling-fragrance-help-save-wildlife-2853881?utm_source=All+Contacts&utm_campaign=fc3b6b7a24-Morning+Briefing+120121&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_dd843c5cb6-fc3b6b7a24-27467671&mc_cid=fc3b6b7a24&mc_eid=10c03a2993

 

" hello my name's Brian. I'm a cunť & just to prove it I make my self smell like a badgers arsé." Bellend. 

I just read all that . Forget the shit aftershave , did anyone notice the incredible inconsistencies in Mays narrative ? Be a Vegan , it’s better for your health. Oh and by the way I’m much better now that I’ve had my arteries unblocked and my stomach didn’t explode . Good grief . ?

[Dervburner 2,548]

I wonder if he “preaches” his veganism to his pal Roger Taylor who enjoys his shooting?, I bet Roger had a laugh about this one... and what’s Italian brand  jerkoff, ? Never heard of it.

[David.evans 5,323]

Off topic a bit 

essential or not ? 

[Stavross 13,713]

100% essential get at them 

[David.evans 5,323]

I’ve to travel 26m to get there tho ?

[Stavross 13,713]

It doesn’t matter, it livestock protection, I travel about the same to the sheep farm, at the minute I don’t shoot any of my other land where they are not problem at the minute 

[BenBhoy 4,706]

2 hours ago, David.evans said:

Off topic a bit 

Dave, stop trying to get this thread onto shooting of all things, we're talking about sniffing fanny here!!! Hahaha 

I'd class that as essential & basc be happy as you have that text as direct request for help. Call your plod control room, let them know you're about & then crack on mate. 

[David.evans 5,323]

I think I’ll just stop in and sniff fanny fuc the foxes

[Dervburner 2,548]

Ive never smelt a foxes fanny, is it as bad as I’d imagine?

[BenBhoy 4,706]

6 minutes ago, Dervburner said:

Ive never smelt a foxes fanny, is it as bad as I’d imagine?

I'll wager it smells better than Brian May's aftershave!

[Dervburner 2,548]

26 minutes ago, BenBhoy said:

I'll wager it smells better than Brian May's aftershave!

I think this thread might be starting to wander slightly off piste again?