Caravan Monster 323 Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 queen guitarist 'shredded his bottom' in a gardening accident https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/brian-may-hospital-gardening-accident-queen-instagram-a9504956.html 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Got buggered by a badger I heard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,387 Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 I really hope he was badger bothering and it got nasty lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Quote May, who is also an astrophysicist, said in April that he believed coronavirus was caused by too many people eating meat. “I think it’s time to re-examine our world in a way that doesn’t abuse other species,” he said. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,180 Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 18 minutes ago, ChrisJones said: Pity he didn’t preach that to Freddy as he abused every arse hole he could including his own Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Maybe he had Michael Barrymore round to help dig a pool 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 for crying out fekin loud lads, do you mind , im eating black pudding here 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,258 Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 I wonder how many badgers and hedgehogs will be rushing to his bedside to help him the dopey prick, with any luck his mate chwis pecker will go to visit him and they both go down with the virus, we can but hope 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,588 Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke. Alway been a pain in our asses now he know what its like the twat. Cheers Arry 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 10 minutes ago, Arry said: Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke. Alway been a pain in our asses now he know what its like the twat. Cheers Arry never you mind young Arry just get on wi that cooking, and while im here some tomatoes on one of your dishes not all together, presentation my son pull ya finger out theres a good lad 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDHUNTING 1,817 Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Something POSITIVE may come of this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,776 Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 If his arse is out of action not doubt he’ll be spewing more shit out his mouth ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,983 Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Chris packham is rubbing antiseptic cream on it with his tongue as we speak. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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