forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 I don't normally play these games but I'm bored Bank account number sort code Ccv /3 digits on rear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,165 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 15 hours ago, green lurchers said: Paramedic got a parking fine for parking in a visitors bay outside her house after doing a 14 hr shift as ther no spaces available are traffic wardens essential ? Just saw this prick outside my house carrying out some essential grass cutting, I normally drive a couple of miles to walk my dogs on a farm I have free reign over a 1000 acres of land and woodland never ever see a soul yet I’m told I can’t go so I have to walk round a park in a convoy of idiots with fanny lickers on retractable leads instead, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,774 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 14 minutes ago, Greyman said: Just saw this prick outside my house carrying out some essential grass cutting, I normally drive a couple of miles to walk my dogs on a farm I have free reign over a 1000 acres of land and woodland never ever see a soul yet I’m told I can’t go so I have to walk round a park in a convoy of idiots with fanny lickers on retractable leads instead, All councils have a fund for paying for damaged motors caused by there grass cutters.Had a back window put through once and all they needed was proof there gang had been in my village working and they had that proof themselves.I had to pay the excess but they paid that back to me very quickly,does your motor have a bad scratch ,chipped windscreen or a broke light as that pic is proof they were mowing next to your car as them stones they flick up can cause damage.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Greyman said: Just saw this prick outside my house carrying out some essential grass cutting, I normally drive a couple of miles to walk my dogs on a farm I have free reign over a 1000 acres of land and woodland never ever see a soul yet I’m told I can’t go so I have to walk round a park in a convoy of idiots with fanny lickers on retractable leads instead, Were you getting ready to shoot him 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Greyman said: Just saw this prick outside my house carrying out some essential grass cutting, I normally drive a couple of miles to walk my dogs on a farm I have free reign over a 1000 acres of land and woodland never ever see a soul yet I’m told I can’t go so I have to walk round a park in a convoy of idiots with fanny lickers on retractable leads instead, Fcuking curtain twitcher! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,165 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, socks said: Were you getting ready to shoot him Nicely spotted mate 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,165 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Accip74 said: Fcuking curtain twitcher! I was actually staying in bed a bit longer than normal to extend my day, when I heard the sound of the essential mower and thought you cannot be serious so took a look 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,165 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 hours ago, fireman said: All councils have a fund for paying for damaged motors caused by there grass cutters.Had a back window put through once and all they needed was proof there gang had been in my village working and they had that proof themselves.I had to pay the excess but they paid that back to me very quickly,does your motor have a bad scratch ,chipped windscreen or a broke light as that pic is proof they were mowing next to your car as them stones they flick up can cause damage.. All my motors are old with plenty of damage on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,553 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 Lads be careful , I’ve been robbed online, seems the internet hackers have broken into my account and used it to spend £150 on dresses and boots , a further ton on supplies from amazon consisting of a smoothie maker and some kids trainers. Cheeky b*****ds even got them delivered to my house and when I’ve rang my misses and she’s not answering . I suspect she’s being held for ransom . I wont be paying it . I’m already £350 short this month so they can whistle 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 After 16 written Attestations to cover the dog walks since the lock down and 7 Attestations to cover my working days, with over 1,000 miles travelled and not a sniff of being checked I finally got waved into a lay-by to be interrogated by the Gendarmerie. The older male was busy talking to a cyclist who I took to be his friend from the way the conversation was going and the very young female Gendarme just asked me if I was working? I said yes and took the paperwork down from the high shelf in the Berlingo to show her the written Attestation dated and timed with an itinerary of my route, details of my professional registration and a letter from the Department of Works authorising my activity to continue working. She wasn't in the slightest bit interested and just waved me on. I could have been Co-Co the Clown on route to a kiddie's party for all she knew. Still, better than a €2,000 fine 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kinkell 787 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, sid g said: ffs just waited 25 mins to get onto wickes website another 25 mins checking stock list and ordering got to the payment part -- it said to continue remove the following items which are out of stock -- everything thing i fooking ordered out of stock ffs Been in to Screwfix today got roll clear polythene chickens getting moved for greenhouse 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Balaur said: I can see plenty of folk heading to hospital doing DIY and biking, saw a fella on my way back from work balanced a foot on each ladder repairing a crack on his gable end....got to wonder if they thought for a second about probably last place in UK they'd want to be right now.... A couple of lads I grew up with have a little building firm which they’ve shut down for now. I was quite impressed with my mate when he said one of the main reasons was it would be irresponsible to risk getting hurt at a time like this. People really need think carefully about what they are doing at the moment so as not to put anymore unnecessary strain on A&E 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,534 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 Tonight's lockdown entertainment, got 4 of each Cheers, D. 9 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kinkell 787 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 48 minutes ago, sid g said: i`m after sand n cement , couple of fence panels and postcrete , found 2 bags of sand and half ba of cement in my shed only need 10 more If only I was closer 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 Some way to pass the lock down lol Atb j 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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