NEWKID 26,094 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 hour ago, sid g said: Here.... Ffs I'm sick of here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,196 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: This is the second go at marriage for both of us and we dont have kids together but its only now im realising just how f****n hard marriage is ! ....its always been great before but now we are passing each other in the hallway with a look of " oh no not you again " .....a couple of times we,ve just looked at each other and burst into laughter because we dont know what to talk about next its like we've just started dating again ....we often get like this when we go on holiday after a few weeks its like we both cant wait to get back to our pals and do normal stuff again.....it dont help that ive got a dicky elbow and cant train at the moment....while shes darting about doing all her usual Bizzy Lizzy nonsense ! Anyway on the plus side shes managed to find me the Belarus football league on some internet site which is apparently the only league in the world thats still playing.... my adopted team is FK Isloc and we beat Smolevichi 1 nil today which is just as well as we hate them wankers. Go steady mate in case she’s cutting up onions for dinner and suddenly takes a notion that being lifed off is better than another month of you moaning about the footy ! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, Balaur said: There was antivaxers on that epidemic series on Netflix, saying how they work on building a high immunity over vaccination I was started to listen until she asked a load of her kids if they wanted her placenta sprinkles on their food...batshit crazy I've seen that one in the list but I've never got as far as that with it. I've noticed a lot of sh*t getting put on many of these streaming sites that are conspiracy theories that have been made all shiny and labelled documentaries. We have fantastic ways of getting out this 'information' but a very poor ability to process it. I'll pass on placenta sprinkles if it's all the same... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,623 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, baker boy said: Just found the Belarus league earlier today, havent picked a team yet tho.... You cant be Minsk as they're top......theres a little mob called Sluts i quite fancied .....but they lost there first game so bollocks to them ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,623 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, baker boy said: Was gonna go with Brest til I seen the look on my mrs face when I said, Im going mid table cos I want the highs and lows Theres 2 Brests Which one you want Ruh or Dynamo ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Balaur said: Worth a look... Released in February I believe... I saw that one in the trending section last night along with Contagion, Outbreak, and 28 Days Later. It's almost like people want to scare the living piss out of themselves! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SheepChaser 8,082 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,553 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 f**k all that getting along with your misses stuff. I don’t want a soulmate , I’m hapoy her not tagging along everywhere I go . I like being out the door and away without messaging every five mins . f**k that. Have a big row most weeks. Good for her , keeps her on her toes 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,196 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 16 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: You cant be Minsk as they're top......theres a little mob called Sluts i quite fancied .....but they lost there first game so bollocks to them ! I hope they don’t move stadium, me and you will have to start all over again ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 6 minutes ago, Balaur said: Lol it's a documentary rather than a horror film that's a little close for comfort... Oh I know it's just the trending choices given the subject matter. 3 out of the 4 choices in the trending section are fictional horror films. Then when you look at the shelves in the supermarket you'd think you were in one. This is part of the problem! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,623 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, WILF said: I hope they don’t move stadium, me and you will have to start all over again ! Lol no no you pick your own team i got Fk Isloch first...........you can be Gorodeya if you like apparently they need a new trainer....fancy it ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,534 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 I'm still working but Mrs is off, she's walking the dogs fair play and she'd found two more new pastimes, cleaning up and starting arguements with people on Facebook Cheers, D. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,209 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 45 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: f**k all that getting along with your misses stuff. I don’t want a soulmate , I’m hapoy her not tagging along everywhere I go . I like being out the door and away without messaging every five mins . f**k that. Have a big row most weeks. Good for her , keeps her on her toes I live with my "partner" and basically we can't stand each other don't even have sex but we have a 3yr old together but I just stay for his sake. I'm not a moaning c**t but it's getting unbearable. In a moment of madness I agreed to let her 15year old niece move in, about 4 weeks she said she wanted a few friends round for her birthday. I couldn't be doing with it so I stopped at parents house for the night turns out she invited 40+ people to my house to trash it. Not spoke to her since the little fat c**t 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,209 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, W. Katchum said: Fcuking hell you must have been a right good boy in ye youth greeting faved fcuker I could show you court reports to argue the Donald Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,817 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 9 hours ago, WILF said: How long did anyone think it was going to take?.....I think 6 months is pretty optimistic, my feelings are this is in for the year and we better get our head round it. A year Wilf if this thing gets a hold in India and South Africa which it will, it will be around for years, we cannot get rid of the common flu feck knows how folks think we will get shot of this 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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