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42 minutes ago, Balaur said:

Nah I can't see that happening, China are beginning to lighten measures 3 months in, although they seem to think there's another epidemic starting elsewhere in China...most respitory viruses seem to have a season, also we have to rely somewhat on this herd immunity thing, main aim of countries is to slow it enough so that medical centres can about cope. 

Bet the dirty c**ts going be cooking dogs cats rats and anything else alive and eating it so defo going be another case poppin* up somewhere over there , if so should just nuke the yellow little fuckers  

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Literally sat waiting for a phone call for worst case scenario contingency . look at this country , look at our case of self importance. I’ve got lads literally waiting to go and get hands on. In

The boy helping me with some trapping. Obviously he isn’t handling Mk6’s......that would be fcuking irresponsible! ?    

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2 hours ago, baker boy said:

Started using them a few days ago at the pumps

Im the least paranoid, give a hoot person normally.

Ive two boxes of disposable gloves in my truck, plus hand sanitiser.

Gloves on before I get out around anywhere ppl may have been, out and do what I need, back in truck, gloves off and hand sanitise.

Get home, and hand sanitise first thing.

After a little bit it becomes second nature.

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25 minutes ago, SheepChaser said:

The ‘side effects’ of lock down will be interesting ....

More babies?

More divorces ?

Less affairs ?

Lots more use of dark web drug selling sites?

what else? 

just another day in paradise then!!

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38 minutes ago, SheepChaser said:

The ‘side effects’ of lock down will be interesting ....

More babies?

More divorces ?

Less affairs ?

Lots more use of dark web drug selling sites?

what else? 

Domestic violence (husbands been beaten )

domestic cats going missing (need the food) 

load of redecorating (husbands been forced) 

and loads more sneaking out the house  like when we’re 12 

well that’s just my house anyway 

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Just now, W. Katchum said:

An I the only person that started taking a dislike to the kids now they ain’t at school, don’t know how much longer I can pretend ??

Nope I’m already at that stage to , so much so that I’m going to tell my kids that they are now bedroom bound to help prevent spread and can only come out for one hour a day 

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2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

An I the only person that started taking a dislike to the kids now they ain’t at school, don’t know how much longer I can pretend ??

Make most of it not seen mine since beginning of march  won't be seeing them anytime soon, 120 mile away and youngest has bad asthma so not risking it. 

 

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5 minutes ago, Balaur said:

I'm having to crack the whip, missus gives me a break middle of the day with allotment time, banned TV through the week as it turns them into whining morons, drilling manners into them, they're pretty good tbh just compete for attention they're as bad as each other in different ways lol, today I've been building race tracks and magnetic houses, reading books ( beginning to not like Dr Seuss) early days hopefully I'll desensitise to being around them all the time, be a lot easier if we could get out but getting there, hopefully pick up some activity stuff when I food shop tomorrow, today I banned them from playing down stairs it's a small house and got hit in the balls about three times with them jumping off sofas and alike. Pretty well behaved for young boys, might try and start an exercise regime tomorrow, I'd take them on my dawn walk but they'd spend half of it whining and the other half shouting and losing wellies in mud and we'd only walk half a mile... Is an evolving situation...

Have you sent them outside and told them. Its a fire drill? 

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1 minute ago, mushroom said:

The Mrs comes back Thursday morning... so that'll be me also wanking less and you'll not see me until Monday at the earliest ?

Well I’m used to a lot of free time to myself, we ain’t shagging more! ?

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5 minutes ago, Accip74 said:

Well I’m used to a lot of free time to myself, we ain’t shagging more! ?

Well get that sorted out mate and sharpish, lockdown is here ?... cannae very doing with a lass who ain't up for a bit of old rumpy pumpy. I certainly couldn't be locked down with a woman for two weeks and not be getting a bit of foosie a few times a day, inbetween the cards and beer breaks of course?‍♂️?

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