Accip74 7,112 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 I’m going to stop kissing prostitutes............ can’t be too careful now! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,387 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Accip74 said: I’m going to stop kissing prostitutes............ can’t be too careful now! That's a splendid idea..... my local bar is Chinese owned... I'm gonna stop drinking 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,120 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 45 minutes ago, Accip74 said: I’m going to stop kissing prostitutes............ can’t be too careful now! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_Lurcherlad 382 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 I says online Iran is at the top of the list so that’ll sort a few sand monkeys out send everyone there for quarantine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
micky 3,325 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 The first signs of the Virus is a sleight Cough and a God almighty Erection , the gentlest touch of this Throbbing Member is enough to cause instant Death so by Dinner time all the Wankers on here will be gone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 2 hours ago, micky said: The first signs of the Virus is a sleight Cough and a God almighty Erection , the gentlest touch of this Throbbing Member is enough to cause instant Death so by Dinner time all the Wankers on here will be gone Doesn't work Micky, should I keep on trying 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 6,831 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Accip74 said: I’m going to stop kissing prostitutes............ can’t be too careful now! f**k that.I only go to them for a kiss and cuddle and to feel loved 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
micky 3,325 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 hour ago, iworkwhippets said: Doesn't work Micky, should I keep on trying Yes with both Hands about three inches apart . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,242 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 On 26/02/2020 at 22:57, NEWKID said: Yes massively.. 500 PCBs stuck in China and cant get new tools made for new products....its f****d up the start of this year, been told they are back next week.so 21 days and we might see something. Just had this arrive today 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,580 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 27 minutes ago, Greyman said: Just had this arrive today Hope your going to wipe it all down with sanitiser mate Lol. Cheers Arry 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Rusty_terrier said: Case confirmed in bolton perfect timing for me heading there on friday I'm going Blackburn next week be rampant up there by then. Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,242 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 11 hours ago, Arry said: Hope your going to wipe it all down with sanitiser mate Lol. Cheers Arry Got to be honest mate if it was airfreight I would be a little bit sketchy but it’s been at sea for over a month so should be ok, 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,120 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, Greyman said: Got to be honest mate if it was airfreight I would be a little bit sketchy but it’s been at sea for over a month so should be ok, I got an ebay parcel delivered yesterday frim China. The Mrs left the house, and said she aint coming back unless I chuck it in the bin. Left parcel in the front room window so's she'll see it if she decides to come back 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,290 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 If one good thing comes out of it it’s that we slow down on all this globalisation shite and start investing in our own young people and making things ourselves.......we used to make things, the very best things then we farmed it all out to the third world and dumped generations of our own people on the scrap heap. We even imported the 3rd world to do their jobs so that they couldn’t even get a job driving a f***ing bus or cleaning a hospital, actually being a doctor is unthinkable ! the world needs to be smaller, much smaller ! 12 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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