big sid 1,118 Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 i heard you got it. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,621 Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 On 01/02/2020 at 19:30, W. Katchum said: Does the odd pokey bum wank make you gay tho? Asking for a pal only if your poking your mates bum while wanking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,196 Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 2 hours ago, big sid said: i heard you got it. I couldn’t get through the life saving training, when Barrymore said “let me show you how to blow in your mouth” I got my Coat and left ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,078 Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 2 hours ago, WILF said: I heard Sid applied for the job of being his lifeguard but got knocked back ? Lol He got something knocked back lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,094 Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 7 hours ago, big sid said: i heard you got it. Touche... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGA 117 Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 12 hours ago, gnasher16 said: You mean you have a friend from childhood and you had absolutely no inkling whatsoever that he was a bandit......i dont believe you. A geezer who had spent his entire life lying to me wouldnt be a friend of mine no more i know that much. I never really wondered or cared whether any of my friends were gay growing up, so no. I never had any inkling. are you suspicious of everybody you know? I can see your point but he wasn't lying really. I don't think he knew himself what he wanted. When he was ready he told those closest to him. He never made a big thing of it and neither did we. Because it really isn't a big thing. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGA 117 Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 12 hours ago, gnasher16 said: You mean you have a friend from childhood and you had absolutely no inkling whatsoever that he was a bandit......i dont believe you. A geezer who had spent his entire life lying to me wouldnt be a friend of mine no more i know that much. I never really wondered or cared whether any of my friends were gay growing up, so no. I never had any inkling. are you suspicious of everybody you know? I can see your point but he wasn't lying really. I don't think he knew himself what he wanted. When he was ready he told those closest to him. He never made a big thing of it and neither did we. Because it really isn't a big thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGA 117 Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 I think being gay is a pretty good deal. Imagine having a bird that loves it up the chuff and has the sex drive of a bloke, can lift heavy furniture, drink a pint with you, doesn't give a shit when you leave the toilet seat up, doesn't have a mard on for a week a month and can reverse park. The only downside is they have a hairy bum and can match you in a farting competition. Oh and no tits. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, BGA said: I never really wondered or cared whether any of my friends were gay growing up, so no. I never had any inkling. are you suspicious of everybody you know? I can see your point but he wasn't lying really. I don't think he knew himself what he wanted. When he was ready he told those closest to him. He never made a big thing of it and neither did we. Because it really isn't a big thing. didn't you notice his lack of excitement at the thought of getting a fishy finger behind the bus stop..or his lack of talking about girl's at all.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,196 Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 1 hour ago, NEWKID said: Touche... He did me like a kipper there ! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,094 Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, WILF said: He did me like a kipper there ! Lol Yeah made me chuckle mate.... a good retort...lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,465 Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 in the interest of balance It would be good to get the input of a few gay people on this thread ,...can a mod put this up in the air gun section for a while. 2 1 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGA 117 Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 8 hours ago, king said: didn't you notice his lack of excitement at the thought of getting a fishy finger behind the bus stop..or his lack of talking about girl's at all.. Well no. Like I said to Gnasher, are you keeping tally of how many times your mates tell you they like girls? Are you suspicious that they all might be secretly gay until they tell you they fingerbanged some girl in a bus stop? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 1 hour ago, BGA said: Well no. Like I said to Gnasher, are you keeping tally of how many times your mates tell you they like girls? Are you suspicious that they all might be secretly gay until they tell you they fingerbanged some girl in a bus stop? They didn't have to tell me or other lads nothing. We were all mad for the fishy finger etc. You could tell who the gays would be by the leather satchel type bag and gay walk. And that was when we were 12/13 yr olds. You must of spent your youth staring at the floor or the clouds or something.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 6,818 Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 5 hours ago, king said: They didn't have to tell me or other lads nothing. We were all mad for the fishy finger etc. You could tell who the gays would be by the leather satchel type bag and gay walk. And that was when we were 12/13 yr olds. You must of spent your youth staring at the floor or the clouds or something.. Or maybe you've just got a really good gaydar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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