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4 hours ago, gnasher16 said:

So now we,ve established that the South has the best beaches,the best opportunities and the prettiest ladies is there actually anything better about the North at all ?

Dodgy moustaches ?

Diamond pattern jumpers shoplifted from Marks & Spencer ? 
 

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17 hours ago, gnasher16 said:

 ?....Ok the Premier League currently consists of the following :

3 clubs from the Midlands

7 clubs from the North

10 clubs from the South

Next ? ?

Top 2 are from the North maybe 3 depending what you do with Leicester bottom 4 are all south. Two of the teams from the North have probably won more silverware on there own than every southern club combined. Also we have tougher fans I heard a load of poncy southern fans got run into to the North sea by a few dozy mackems ??

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2 minutes ago, JDHUNTING said:

Top 2 are from the North maybe 3 depending what you do with Leicester bottom 4 are all south. Two of the teams from the North have probably won more silverware on there own than every southern club combined. Also we have tougher fans I heard a load of poncy southern fans got run into to the North sea by a few dozy mackems ??

? Its just as well we're talking tongue in cheek for your sake and mine ?

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17 hours ago, WILF said:

Dodgy moustaches ?

Diamond pattern jumpers shoplifted from Marks & Spencer ? 
 

At least were smart enough to go out and Nick some clothes that fit last time I was down south all the "men" were walking round in there old school trousers like the chap below

 

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Birmingham and the Midlands possibly have the worst fashion sense on earth !........you can bet your bollocks there a million Brummies sitting somewhere on any given day and saying:

”oooollll tell theee whoot, that David Hasselhoff dooont arrrf nooo ow tuuu dress tha noos.......lets gooo doon tha boolring and see if they gat sooom orf dooos leather jackets “ 

Its like the testing district for every pound shop in the world ! 

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4 minutes ago, WILF said:

Has anyone read “Judas Pig” ?.......the description of Blackpool is eye watering funny ! Lol ? 

One of the toughest ,wisest men I ever met came from Blackpool ,it was worth going to that shit hole just to spend a few hours in his company .rip M

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