WILF 44,287 Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 I got hold of one of them pricks note books years ago when they dropped it. f**k me, that made for exciting reading !! ”Cat reported looking hot in window.......drove past the address, cat had gone “ “Horse reported in field looking skinny, looked at it and it was eating hay” and on and on and on it went like that........ They tried give it it all the “I’m an officer” bollocks on that encounter so I just said “Bollocks, you are no more than the old granny who works up charity shop, f**k off” And they did......minus the note book ! Pricks ! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,329 Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 2 hours ago, WILF said: I got hold of one of them pricks note books years ago when they dropped it. f**k me, that made for exciting reading !! ”Cat reported looking hot in window.......drove past the address, cat had gone “ “Horse reported in field looking skinny, looked at it and it was eating hay” and on and on and on it went like that........ They tried give it it all the “I’m an officer” bollocks on that encounter so I just said “Bollocks, you are no more than the old granny who works up charity shop, f**k off” And they did......minus the note book ! Pricks ! Well played. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,971 Posted October 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 She didn't hear the warning! 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,971 Posted October 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 Don't worry I'd have loved to have been at home when he called, he intimated the Mrs, with the whole "I'm an officer shit" she feeling there's nothing to hide, her little handbag mutts, both healthy and looked after, and my whippet the same, just gutted she was subject to the anchor! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,287 Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 2 hours ago, waltjnr said: Don't worry I'd have loved to have been at home when he called, he intimated the Mrs, with the whole "I'm an officer shit" she feeling there's nothing to hide, her little handbag mutts, both healthy and looked after, and my whippet the same, just gutted she was subject to the anchor! Ahh, it’s different for ladies mate......they don’t want to get involved in all that lark. Better off just humour them and have done with it. Its easy for blokes to give it all the “piss off” stuff but a women don’t really go in for all that and why should they 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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