Astanley 11,465 Posted October 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 22 minutes ago, Stoney100 said: Imagine a football thread with no arguing..... max.....”hi guys, good win for Sunderland this weekend” Wilf......”hello max, yeah seen that mate, always a big game against Grimsby for you lot. my old hammers lost 1-2 at home to palace ffs” max.....”yeah unlucky mate, was you at the game” wilf.....”no mate, I hardly ever to go the match lol lol” max......”same here mate lol, it’s the price of the train ticket from Hartlepool that’s the killer for me” NEWKID......”I drove past old Trafford once” lip.....”same with me and Stamford bridge” Stan.....”Liverpool were lucky with dat last min peno against Leicester doh” Max......”what about that young ginger lad at Newcastle getting the winner like that......I hope he does well at the biggest north east club” max.....”PS did you guys really believe I’d have joe Bolton in my world eleven ” stiffmeister......”I fell for that max, I asked 100 people in my WhatsApp group chats if they had heard of him and only 4 had lol” max......”ffs stiff, you didn’t think I’m that stupid did you?” stiff......”lol no mate, how can anyone with your knowledge of the game be classed as stupid?” max.....”cheers mate” Stiff......”no worries mate” wilf.....”good luck next week guys, really hope all your teams win” max.....”thanks wilf and you mate, atb” who really wants to read 1 page of that shite lol how come I'm the only one in your wet dream who talks like a twat ? " dat last min peno doh " ! You've got cockneys ,West countrymen ,North East Geordie types talking like stephen fkn Fry and then me ,sounding like one of the Boswells . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 16 minutes ago, Elchapo said: When is the fishing comp and what does it cost and what does the money go to ? Cash goes to max so he can get the train to watch Newcastle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, Elchapo said: When is the fishing comp and what does it cost and what does the money go to ? Weekend before August BH weekend, in Devon, costs £40 to fish and camp for the w/e (plus drink and food obviously) money goes to a deserving charity, usually one that's relevant to someone involved (winner usually picks it) and the craic is free. Cheers, D. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Astanley said: how come I'm the only one in your wet dream who talks like a twat ? " dat last min peno doh " ! You've got cockneys ,West countrymen ,North East Geordie types talking like stephen fkn Fry and then me ,sounding like one of the Boswells . Dey do doh don't dey doh. Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,130 Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 (edited) Edited October 10, 2019 by shaaark Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Stoney100 said: Imagine a football thread with no arguing..... max.....”hi guys, good win for Sunderland this weekend” Wilf......”hello max, yeah seen that mate, always a big game against Grimsby for you lot. my old hammers lost 1-2 at home to palace ffs” max.....”yeah unlucky mate, was you at the game” wilf.....”no mate, I hardly ever to go the match lol lol” max......”same here mate lol, it’s the price of the train ticket from Hartlepool that’s the killer for me” NEWKID......”I drove past old Trafford once” lip.....”same with me and Stamford bridge” Stan.....”Liverpool were lucky with dat last min peno against Leicester doh” Max......”what about that young ginger lad at Newcastle getting the winner like that......I hope he does well at the biggest north east club” max.....”PS did you guys really believe I’d have joe Bolton in my world eleven ” stiffmeister......”I fell for that max, I asked 100 people in my WhatsApp group chats if they had heard of him and only 4 had lol” max......”ffs stiff, you didn’t think I’m that stupid did you?” stiff......”lol no mate, how can anyone with your knowledge of the game be classed as stupid?” max.....”cheers mate” Stiff......”no w mate” wilf.....”good luck next week guys, really hope all your teams win” max.....”thanks wilf and you mate, atb” who really wants to read 1 page of that shite lol Or......Wilf.......The hammers have some great black lads at the moment. They really have some skills and athleticism. I really don't know where we would be without them. Gnasher... you are spot on there Wilf. Multiciulturalism is the way to go. Wilf......Be good when a few cross dressers, gay guys and muslims get into the team as well. Gnasher...correct Wilf. I think we need some positive discrimination policies. Who cares if we get demoted? Gay nuns, a couple of misunderstood nonces and a handicapped dwarf would go down very nicely.. Wilf.......You need to lay off that Max Hardcock you know. If you dig deep down, he's a decent sort. Gnasher.....Fair enough Wilf, let's invite him for a weekend down to dear old landon town for a good old knees up. Wilf......Brilliant idea me old cock sparrer. I'll get some fackin jellied eels in. Gnasher......we'll do him praad. And send him back to Mackem land full of Landan love. Wilf and Gnasher together. "Thou shalt have a fishee on a f****n dishee When the f****n boat comes in". Unfortunately Max mysteriously ended up in the Thames with concrete somehow attached to his legs and wedding tackle. Police suspect foul play. They are working their way through all those T H L members who have fallen out with the deceased. They expect their investigation to be completed within the next 25 years. Edited October 9, 2019 by jukel123 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,832 Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 1 hour ago, W. Katchum said: I’m leavin if that shit starts That a promise Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,263 Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 31 minutes ago, jukel123 said: Or......Wilf.......The hammers have some great black lads at the moment. They really have some skills and athleticism. I really don't know where we would be without them. Gnasher... you are spot on there Wilf. Multiciulturalism is the way to go. Wilf......Be good when a few cross dressers, gay guys and muslims get into the team as well. Gnasher...correct Wilf. I think we need some positive discrimination policies. Who cares if we get demoted? Gay nuns, a couple of misunderstood nonces and a handicapped dwarf would go down very nicely.. Wilf.......You need to lay off that Max Hardcock you know. If you dig deep down, he's a decent sort. Gnasher.....Fair enough Wilf, let's invite him for a weekend down to dear old landon town for a good old knees up. Wilf......Brilliant idea me old cock sparrer. I'll get some fackin jellied eels in. Gnasher......we'll do him praad. And send him back to Mackem land full of Landan love. Wilf and Gnasher together. "Thou shalt have a fishee on a f****n dishee When the f****n boat comes in". Unfortunately Max mysteriously ended up in the Thames with concrete somehow attached to his legs and wedding tackle. Police suspect foul play. They are working their way through all those T H L members who have fallen out with the deceased. They expect their investigation to be completed within the next 25 years. I can’t do that weekend, I have a socialist workers party Do on the Saturday and Sunday I’m having dinner down the Harvester with Peter Tatchell and Owen Jones ! 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,624 Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 (edited) f**k me its all gone a bit " youth club " on here lately ! Edited October 12, 2019 by gnasher16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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