forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, mushroom said: Strangest looking Butlins I've ever seen that is Been a dry summer 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,802 Posted October 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 minute ago, forest of dean redneck said: Been a dry summer Dryest I've ever known 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: Dryest I've ever known Did you put it in your suitcase Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,670 Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,620 Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 3 hours ago, maxhardcore said: Your attention I reckon you stopped standing to attention without those little blue pills years ago f****n roll on...is that what you are reduced to....schoolboy banter ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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gnasher16 29,620 Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 From a man who made a song and dance about not being able to father children only to turn round and say " no its ok i can now " ......i would think the male reproductive organ would be the last subject you would want to talk about !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 hour ago, sid g said: mate had one when we were kids it had a hole drilled in its shell and was attached by string to a stake it walked miles n never got anywhere ... Me ex had loads at one time all varieties from Herman’s to Indian stars Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,094 Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 23 minutes ago, sid g said: 50 odd year ago -- loads in the pet shops most kids on our road had em we had a goat and meat rabbits ... Islas got one here...waste of space...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,094 Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, sid g said: i think they used to pack em away in a cardboard box in the airing cupboard over winter back in them days .. It's in her room in some contraption my mum got her....of you stop.feeding it for a few days it will.hibernate ...... Or maybe it's dead.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,094 Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, sid g said: sounds like a right bundle of joy It's as much use as the sausage dog mate.... At least it doesn't chase the postman yapping its head off everyday though!! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, NEWKID said: It's as much use as the sausage dog mate.... At least it doesn't chase the postman yapping its head off everyday though!! Lol Make a good bowl for your loose change an car keys 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,191 Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 (edited) I got my old mum a guinea pig a few years back, keep her company after her f***ing budgie or dog or whatever popped its cloggs........anyway, we go round for a cup of tea one day and there is the Guinea pig in a box on the side, not moving ! So I think, f***ing hell thats a well trained guinea pig......then I have a closer look and shout “Mum, what’s up with this guinea pig....it’s brown bread !” She gets all offended and says “No, no, it’s just sleeping!” So I say “What, with its eyes wide open.....what’s it doing? Yoga?” Then I pick it up......stiff as a f***ing poker ! lol........so I march into her front room with it and do a bit of Monty Python dead parrot and we are all pissing ourselves laughing, except my mum, she’s all upset ! Still have a a laugh about it now, she will say “Oh, old Mavis died” and I always say “You sure?.....she may just be having a kip” lol Edited October 17, 2019 by WILF 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,094 Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 Not probably what this thread was all about... But I'm glad I got that off my chest... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,094 Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, sid g said: needs to be done -- i feel better now ... That's what's so good about this place....its like therapy...lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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