mushroom 12,352 Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 Got home about an hour ago and obviously he's the first thing to take care off. So off to the park, 40mins ish he's charging around etc.. so I pop in to the local haunt for a pint after (yes they do pints for me ) Stood having a smoke on the terrace, an old bird and her bloke are sat down at a table.. and then I hear it (splash). She's sat there, he just looks at the stream, says nothing. They stand up and go into the bar, to a table and continue lol. They're sat opposite me right now and she's sat in a puddle of piss inside.. no one has said a word. Seriously wtf.. I've only ever seen that on giro day, 20 years ago in Blackpool 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
antg 1,729 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 the owld fella will be thinking "i hope it stays wet" im in lol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted October 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 13 minutes ago, antg said: the owld fella will be thinking "i hope it stays wet" im in lol They are not old enough for that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 When I seen the title I thought he’s sunk to new levels of kinkiness 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,196 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 Dirty c**ts, I’d have had to have said something. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,459 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 26 minutes ago, WILF said: Dirty c**ts, I’d have had to have said something. I'd have asked if she'd had her washing machine door removed 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,622 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 32 minutes ago, WILF said: Dirty c**ts, I’d have had to have said something. I imagine from you it would have been very gentlemanly and discreet. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,670 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 When you coming home mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,203 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 It happened to some alkie bird round here, puddle of piss around her (bar) stool. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,843 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 we had a drunk girl a few month back we were looking after outside our club.....even two cops that were there were trying to help her......all of a suden she jumps up pulls her keks down and has a piss.....dozens of folk waiting to come in ...doorstaff and management and two cops all stood next to her..... ok she was hammered but it was still a shock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,376 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 When you've got to go , you've got to go Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 My Mrs pisses herself everytime she has a go on our daughters trampoline... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,459 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Bosun11 said: My Mrs pisses herself everytime she has a go on our daughters trampoline... This isn't a laughing matter Bosun You know ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,196 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 I have just realised what happened, they were quietly sitting in the bar reading the hunting life.......then she happens to click on one of Max’s football prediction threads and woosh!!........piss all over the show ! Lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kinkell 787 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 That's like me piss every morning 7 o clock on the dot trouble is I don't get out of bed till 8 o clock 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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