Nicepix 5,650 Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 16 minutes ago, micky said: Buy them a new car every three years and build them a new house every 5 ….. Job Done jo I've never met a woman who would be satisfied with a Dacia let alone a house that I had built. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,376 Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 Make em squirt and they'll love you forever 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 12 hours ago, Nicepix said: You are obviously far more experienced in these matters than I am. I would have been totally ignorant that the female organism actually existed but for an unfortunate incident when the lady wife was brushed by a sheep fence whilst striding across and the jolt caused her to drop the stick that was depressing the top wire. The resulting commotion that lasted until the battery ran flat left me in no doubt that they can experience something 'down below'. Similar happened when a fence was being held underfoòt by a bloke for others to pass. .. as he let the wire go a lurcher was passing and the wire pinged up right up into its groin. The dog suffered a severe case of 4 wheel drive spin and clutch judder. It nearly won an olympic medal for the high jump. And the yodeling competition. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 3 hours ago, W. Katchum said: Don’t you worry my pint sized paddy pal, I have an inbuilt fear of the vertically challenged spawn of Satan these days. So believe me when I said I’ll know your dumpy sounding footsteps long before you know I’m there an I’ll stay well clear of you, an any other sufferers of the dwarfism virus How you going to meet socks then with that fear.? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,376 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 7 hours ago, W. Katchum said: Don’t you worry my pint sized paddy pal, I have an inbuilt fear of the vertically challenged spawn of Satan these days. So believe me when I said I’ll know your dumpy sounding footsteps long before you know I’m there an I’ll stay well clear of you, an any other sufferers of the dwarfism virus I'm no paddy !!!! And I was gonna be nice and recommend somewhere to grab food or even offer you a cup of tea but feck you ... Hope the Garda stop you and have to do a cavity search you sweaty sock 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,204 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 17 hours ago, Chid said: Make em squirt and they'll love you forever careful though, smarts the eyes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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