jukel123 6,570 Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 (edited) Any woman demanding an orgasm, should, in my opinion, be given a slap. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/sep/30/rabbits-may-hold-key-to-solving-mystery-of-human-female-orgasm Edited September 30, 2019 by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Foreplay is saying race ya Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Cornish foreplay = "Awake are ya?" Cheers, D. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,809 Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 (edited) i let ye in on a well kept secret,..back of the electric tooth brush ...placed against the right spot , mind blowing for herself ....so im told ..guaranteed a good breakfast in the morning lads Edited September 30, 2019 by jigsaw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,427 Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, jigsaw said: i let ye in on a well kept secret,..back of the electric tooth brush ...placed against the right spot , mind blowing for herself ....so im told ..guaranteed a good breakfast in the morning lads Not do much for her breath 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,809 Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, smithie said: Not do much for her breath its got to be your tooth brush ...wont work if its hers lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted September 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 19 minutes ago, Balaur said: God gave women orgasms so they can moan even when they're happy.... Bloke says to his partner " Why don't you moan and groan when we are making love?" Reply: " Ok Well the electric needs paying and her at the bingo blanked me again. Little Billy needs new shoes and little Sarah has big problems at school. The rent is going up............" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 hours ago, dytkos said: Cornish foreplay = "Awake are ya?" Cheers, D. That's not as bad as Yorkshire foreplay. :::::::: "Brace theeself Mrs" . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 I think that my Mrs could do with some of those anti depressants to slow her down a bit. Still I ain't complaining. Hey, hey mama said the way you move Gon' make you sweat, gon' make you groove Ah ah child way ya shake that thing Gon' make you burn, gon' make you sting Hey, hey baby when you walk that way Watch your honey drip, I can't keep away Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah ah Lyrics. .. Black dog ..... Led Zeplin 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 My daughter asked my wife what an orgasm was & she said better ask your father Ive never had one !!! Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,387 Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Fuucking numpties, a female orgasm is when you cum and then bang the bitch in the face, all coked up and like (diaclaimer; as long as you have a safe word and she/he is all good with it, we're safe ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,387 Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Or is it when their legs shake, eyes back of the head and that noise that is unique for every woman.. f**k I'm horny now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,204 Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 My safe word is 'HARDER' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,262 Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 I have never thought there was a mystery in the female orgasm,. I look at myself in the mirror every morning, see this fine looking f****r looking back at me and frankly I don’t blame them ! 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 1 minute ago, WILF said: I have never thought there was a mystery in the female orgasm,. I look at myself in the mirror every morning, see this fine looking f****r looking back at me and frankly I don’t blame them ! Daft bugger thats a picture of Socks you got hanging on wall in your bedroom . Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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