Torquemada 288 Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 Anyone know if excessive consumption of yellow beetroot can cause piles? Asking for a friend. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 No. Straining too hard for a dump is usually what causes piles in men. If yellow beetroot is causing you constipation, it could be a contributing factor but, that on it's own won't be giving you piles. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,157 Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 Really, I think beetroot is considered a superfood in this day and age and only if your mate is trying to force them out his arsehole intact will they contribute to piles, were does your mate live?? the dark ages I,m assuming 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,172 Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 38 minutes ago, Greyman said: Really, I think beetroot is considered a superfood in this day and age and only if your mate is trying to force them out his arsehole intact will they contribute to piles, were does your mate live?? the dark ages I,m assuming Made me laugh there lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Torquemada 288 Posted September 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 They are delicious when chopped into small pieces and roasted with olive oil and white peppercorns. The exit is less pleasant. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,157 Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Torquemada said: They are delicious when chopped into small pieces and roasted with olive oil and white peppercorns. The exit is less pleasant. You obviously share your friends love of yellow beetroot and by the sounds of it a sore arse as well, are you both using the beetroot during foreplay ?? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 Has your friend tried chewing his food? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,172 Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 19 minutes ago, walshie said: Has your friend tried chewing his food? Maybe his friend is known for sucking beetroot through a straw and calls farmer giles speed bumps 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Torquemada 288 Posted September 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 Yellow beetroot play no part in any naughtiness that I get involved in. I think some of you chaps need to reflect on the morality of the humble yellow beetroot. Kinky devils that you are. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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