Jobi 387 Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Rusty_terrier said: Bit much that for arguing on the net lol Pete would get wrong house. Edited August 22, 2019 by Jobi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stoney100 1,179 Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said: Bit much that for arguing on the net lol Well he won’t use the pictures of the dog on preloved again lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jobi 387 Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Stoney100 said: Well he won’t use the pictures of the dog on preloved again lol Was it an horrible mess? The dog not the murder scene that is..... Edited August 22, 2019 by Jobi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,591 Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 6 hours ago, fazza123 said: Bruce Lee or Nate diaz would be my 2. Most good UFC guys would fit the bill though. yep deff Bruce Lee , i know most was rehearsed for the camera for his films , but in real life he great fighter . few extras in his films tried to test him off camera , and he knocked the shit out of them. Bolo the big muscle one and jim kelly who could look after him self both said the same, seen him hit couple off camera , said he was hell of a fighter , wouldnt like to get on the wrong side of him , for a 10st man , had unreal power . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,261 Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 (edited) I’d have run him over in a car ! Edited August 22, 2019 by WILF 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 My red headed welsh wife she will seriously damage you in every way manageable 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terryd 8,036 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Mr tyson not much would get by him 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jobi 387 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 I'd say me, woke up in the work van with a hard on and had to tuck it under my trouser elastic before I got out to go the shop.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,970 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Rusty_terrier said: Probably not the best thing to brag about when you work on an ice cream van could be worse ,could be school mini bus! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jobi 387 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) Woah there with the nonce innuendos, people on here might think it gets you's off..... Edited August 23, 2019 by Jobi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jobi 387 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 You can talk about slitting someone's throat while they're sleeping, buggering wives, even mongs but the nonce jokes are waaay over the mark..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,562 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Jobi said: Superman would wipe the floor with him in any way imaginable. superman was useless couldn't even ride a horse 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,329 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Jobi said: I'd say me, woke up in the work van with a hard on and had to tuck it under my trouser elastic before I got out to go the shop.... There’d be a few worried dudes in the work van if they knew you had a boner. And you prancing about like something out of the YMCA video. . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jobi 387 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, dogmandont said: There’d be a few worried dudes in the work van if they knew you had a boner. And you prancing about like something out of the YMCA video. . It doesn't happen very often at my age, when I was a young un it used to happen regularly. Must be the vibrations of the road when I'm asleep..... It's an old army trick, tuck it up inside your t-shirt and bobs your uncle, only problem is when it starts going soft and it looks as though I've got an anaconda sliding inside my pants. Edited August 23, 2019 by Jobi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.357shooter 993 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 summer glau Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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