jigsaw 11,809 Posted August 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 Just now, forest of dean redneck said: Tinders where it’s at mate if you saw the cut of me ,youd understand why i wouldnt even attempt it ,lol...thats why i keep dogs ,they dont judge ye on yer looks ,even i feel sorry for me wife at times being stuck with me ,lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jobi 387 Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: Yeah what’s her height an weight ? 5'5 150 weyt..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jobi 387 Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: Tinders where it’s at I like Tinder, it provided me with my first squirter. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, jigsaw said: mate if you saw the cut of me ,youd understand why i wouldnt even attempt it ,lol...thats why i keep dogs ,they dont judge ye on yer looks ,even i feel sorry for me wife at times being stuck with me ,lol He who dares rodders 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Jobi said: I like Tinder, it provided me with my first squirter. I’m gutted it wasn’t around 20 year ago 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jobi 387 Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, jigsaw said: mate if you saw the cut of me ,youd understand why i wouldnt even attempt it ,lol...thats why i keep dogs ,they dont judge ye on yer looks ,even i feel sorry for me wife at times being stuck with me ,lol I'll let you use my picture if you like and when they meet you it's too late for em to do a runner and then just f**k em right in the pussy. Edited August 15, 2019 by Jobi 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jobi 387 Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 Just now, forest of dean redneck said: I’m gutted it wasn’t around 20 year ago Tinder or the squirter? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Jobi said: Tinder or the squirter? Tinder 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jobi 387 Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 Just now, forest of dean redneck said: Tinder I'm glad I got out when I did tbh, Tinder, POF, Badoo, Lovoo would have been the death of me. I kid you not it took over my life, knocking work and everything for a jump. Hardly wrapped up as well so if you've got owt chances are it's off me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,809 Posted August 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Jobi said: I like Tinder, it provided me with my first squirter. im not too fond of squirters https://www.storyblocks.com/stock-image/full-length-of-funny-playful-young-woman-in-blue-swimwear-shooting-with-water-gun-over-orange-background-suvrws_bhgj0qyr0nj https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-bikini-woman-water-gun-orange-shooting-her-image62431652 Edited August 15, 2019 by jigsaw 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 Just now, Jobi said: I'm glad I got out when I did tbh, Tinder, POF, Badoo, Lovoo would have been the death of me. I kid you not it took over my life, knocking work and everything for a jump. Hardly wrapped up as well so if you've got owt chances are it's off me. You owe me £15 for the thrush cream and pill 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,809 Posted August 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Jobi said: I'm glad I got out when I did tbh, Tinder, POF, Badoo, Lovoo would have been the death of me. I kid you not it took over my life, knocking work and everything for a jump. Hardly wrapped up as well so if you've got owt chances are it's off me. f**k sake i lived a sheltered life ,lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, jigsaw said: im not too fond of squirters https://www.storyblocks.com/stock-image/full-length-of-funny-playful-young-woman-in-blue-swimwear-shooting-with-water-gun-over-orange-background-suvrws_bhgj0qyr0nj carols a squirter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jobi 387 Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, jigsaw said: im not too fond of squirters https://www.storyblocks.com/stock-image/full-length-of-funny-playful-young-woman-in-blue-swimwear-shooting-with-water-gun-over-orange-background-suvrws_bhgj0qyr0nj I'm not cos if it was in my house I'd have wrung her neck, banged her on kitchen table and when she'd finished it looked like a f***ing aquarium! I tried jumping on her again but I skidded off! Edited August 15, 2019 by Jobi 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jobi 387 Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: You owe me £15 for the thrush cream and pill That's the least of your worries. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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