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54 minutes ago, fireman said:

Banana's used to taste like banana essence does as it was artificialy copied from them,then in the 1950's a virus wiped out all the worlds commercial banana's and the ones left were the ones we have today which don't taste as nice.. or something like that anyway..:hmm:...

Yep, just ate some grapes and a banana, and was thinking the same thing 🙂

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But it aint as f***ing godawful as eastenders 🙂

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33 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said:

Gail Platt has a face thats an erection killer

Terrapin head I call her 😄

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1 hour ago, Rusty_terrier said:

Your mad for the shelled animals eh

Only when I feel confident enough to 'come out of my shell' 🤓

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19 hours ago, shaaark said:

Only when I feel confident enough to 'come out of my shell' 🤓

A hermit the rest of the time then...;)

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Just now, fireman said:

A hermit the rest of the time then...;)

Lol pretty much 👍

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A tortoise is for life, not just for christmas 🤓

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Tortoises can't accidentally be painted with creosote :no:

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Labour win the Peterborough election you would have thought it was a landslide by the bias news do they realise Peterborough is awash with foreign lazy cnts ? And labour beat a party formed in about month or something by 700  votes  The bias press are cnts and need to bin them rose tinted labour loving glasses 

fact lol 🇬🇧🇬🇧

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Micky gove has admitted to taking cocaine 20 years ago eh

Some cheek thon c**t

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