longers01 2,319 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 At the end of the day it’s dark and on the other hand there’s 4 fingers and a thumb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 People that wear glasses don't have four eyes 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 A tortoise will never be a black belt in karate, FACT 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 What did the father tortoise say to the baby tortoise? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 A midget is not a dwarf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,172 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 14 minutes ago, shaaark said: What did the father tortoise say to the baby tortoise? The father said, son if you see that shaaaark fella, run because he will dry bum you as he has an infatuation with tortoises 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 The pudu is the world's smallest species of deer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 There are 193 moons in our solar system Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,368 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 Cnts who walk about with stop Brexit placards are cnts 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
si brown 8,486 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 There’s more chance of me platting piss than Corbyn spending a night in number 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,774 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 Banana's used to taste like banana essence does as it was artificialy copied from them,then in the 1950's a virus wiped out all the worlds commercial banana's and the ones left were the ones we have today which don't taste as nice.. or something like that anyway..... 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) 54 minutes ago, fireman said: Banana's used to taste like banana essence does as it was artificialy copied from them,then in the 1950's a virus wiped out all the worlds commercial banana's and the ones left were the ones we have today which don't taste as nice.. or something like that anyway..... Yep, just ate some grapes and a banana, and was thinking the same thing Edited June 4, 2019 by shaaark Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 Coronation street is shite 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 But it aint as f***ing godawful as eastenders 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,172 Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) Gail Platt has a face thats an erection killer Edited June 4, 2019 by Lenmcharristar 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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