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[The one 8,396]

I work with students  but work why the sweary word ? LOL 

[WILF 44,280]

1 minute ago, The one said:

I work with students  but work why the sweary word ? LOL 

Sorry, sometimes I just write in a manner as if I was having a conversation amongst men.

[steve66 3,085]

3 hours ago, WILF said:

Sorry, sometimes I just write in a manner as if I was having a conversation amongst men.

PMSL 

[Greyman 25,237]

19 hours ago, jiggy said:

I was working in a rural area years ago and went to local hotel for dinner.Old guy 83 years old was drinking  and told the barmaid he was taking viagra. She said to him what would an old Cnut like you be taking viagra for. He instantly replied it stops me rolling out of the bed. Quick wit and the old guy died 2 weeks later from old age. A good character .

Before the old blue pills were available without a prescription a mate was selling them on the black market and his biggest customer was the old folks home at the end of our estate, must have had really small beds

[jiggy 3,207]

The barmaid actually said grab a granny night was busy on Thursday nights .It was Friday afternoon I had lunch and she said they had to move a 78 year old lady and 84 year old man away from the front door the night before for humping in his car at the porch. The old dudes were the only ones getting any action. Your mate would of made a few quid there greyman with the blue pills.