LuckOrJudgement 437 Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 My neighbour is a big lady. Quite attractive though. I'm thinking about asking her out on a date. 3 2 1 Quote Link to post
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 Now I see where you got your username Go for it - big girls go better Quote Link to post
Gamegetter 128 Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 Yeah , crack on slap her arse and ride the ripples ! Mike Quote Link to post
Rez 4,957 Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 2 hours ago, LuckOrJudgement said: My neighbour is a big lady. Quite attractive though. I'm thinking about asking her out on a date. Best post on THL. Nuff said. 1 Quote Link to post
The one 8,456 Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 go for it even big girls need lovin but there like Mopeds you dont want your mates to see you on one 1 Quote Link to post
steg 609 Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 hours ago, LuckOrJudgement said: My neighbour is a big lady. Quite attractive though. I'm thinking about asking her out on a date. Sounds like one of the Riddler's riddles Quote Link to post
philpot 4,962 Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 Waiting for the next line ??? Phil Quote Link to post
j j m 6,525 Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 yeh but big girls eat a lot of food as well Quote Link to post
pianoman 3,587 Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 If she's pleasant and good company, you go for it laddie. Be aware, a dinner date might set you back a fair few quid but, I have found, most large ladies are supreme cooks so, you'll get a great dinner in kind. She might even happily cook what you shoot! All the best. Pianoman Quote Link to post
Dave_4 102 Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 7 hours ago, pianoman said: If she's pleasant and good company, you go for it laddie. Be aware, a dinner date might set you back a fair few quid but, I have found, most large ladies are supreme cooks so, you'll get a great dinner in kind. She might even happily cook what you shoot! All the best. Pianoman you can’t shoot stuff! And cook it! You crazy fool! 3 Quote Link to post
Stavross 14,945 Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Go for it, it’s whats on the inside that counts, about 7” inside in my case Quote Link to post
Dave_4 102 Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 You’ve had 7” inside your case 1 Quote Link to post
Stavross 14,945 Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dave_4 said: You’ve had 7” inside your case I could tell you a story about a prostate examination that involved a German doctor with hands like shovels, but it would bring a tear to your eye, I know it did me Quote Link to post
Dave_4 102 Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Well that’s the problem, they’re not meant to use their hand, was he wearing pvc by any chance? Quote Link to post
Stavross 14,945 Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Now you come to mention it , I thought it was a bit odd when he told me to put the ball gag on 1 Quote Link to post
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