mushroom 12,352 Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 So managed to bolllocks up my ankle the other night, running down stairs to catch a metro. Supposedly the only reason it didn't shatter (apparently it's full of micro fractures) is because of the calcification around the bones, from years of impact sports. Bloody sore as hell, walking on crutches, sporting a cast, feeling crap and then the dog decides to fuuck me over and send me flying to the dust in the park Every cnut running over to me, while I'm led in the dirt, fussing and panicking over me..... for christs sake lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 Sure you didn't do it dancing...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Roller blading Definitely dancing. ......... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted March 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, ArchieHood said: Definitely dancing. ......... That doesn't even look like me..... I don't have tats 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,945 Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 Slipped on some lube you farted out on the way up em more like 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted March 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 1 hour ago, gnipper said: Slipped on some lube you farted out on the way up em more like I get the strangest feeling that everyone thinks I'm gay. Anyway beside that point... Gnipper if I farted it out then it would be behind me, therefore impossible for me to slip on 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,172 Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, mushroom said: I get the strangest feeling that everyone thinks I'm gay. Anyway beside that point... Gnipper if I farted it out then it would be behind me, therefore impossible for me to slip on Must have burped instead then after being with your bf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,376 Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 His daughters boyfriend beat him up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,480 Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 nowt worse then a fall Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted March 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 All this homoerotic talk is putting me right off my wank, ya weirdos. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted March 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 Just now, j j m said: nowt worse then a fall Didn't fall mate, just landed hard on my heel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,945 Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 30 minutes ago, mushroom said: I get the strangest feeling that everyone thinks I'm gay. Anyway beside that point... Gnipper if I farted it out then it would be behind me, therefore impossible for me to slip on You fell going back down the stairs though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil82 1,008 Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 next time your on a stair case use some safety lines or ladders Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 Hope it heals soon bud . Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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