king 11,664 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Thank fcuk I’m older an a wee bit wiser these days went to glastonbury once with a few lads from the village.1st night they wanted to go back to the van to sleep fecking light weight's. i slept in some mad tent full of feck knows who.next morning wondering around a girl give me a lump of paste whizz the size of a piece of sweetcorn.feck me i spent the day marching around gurning like feck and sweating not even 2ft of slurry would stop me lol. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 1 minute ago, W. Katchum said: Glastonbury was ace back in the days, few days black out i really want my kids to go live life when they old enough but i scared they do half the shit Iv done nothing you can do to stop them really.just educate them and talk open what dodgy feckers are out there.robbie williams was there singing let me entertain you when i went.the security on the gates would walk towards you and stamp your paw for a tenner. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said: Cheers mackem was about to call them shitebags but fair enough. In terms of shitting we were in our small local nightclub. My mate comes up the stairs from the bogs/ entrance area laughing like f**k but wont say what hes done. When we went to investigate half way down the stairs all you could smell was shite. Got down into the bogs and folk were pointing into a cubicle some laughing some heaving. He had stood on the pan amd done the biggest shite ive ever seen on the cistern. My mate got put out later for smashing glasses on tje damcefloor and the bouncer says i know it was you. My mate replys i never shat on the cistern. "I never mentioned shitting on the cistern your barred for life" out of likes lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 the best shitting story from the village.2 lads were down the railway bridge its about 70ft high neither of them are right lol.the vicar walks under the bridge every day on his little nature walk.the fastest walker alive he would be speed walking.1 of the lads mark.has his arse through the hand rail and shit.it landed smack on the vicars shoulder lol.what a fecking shot. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,480 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 and we moan when we get a dusting of snow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Deffo the way to do it mate, educate them before hand,’I’m grateful my ma put me right, used see some proper mental cases who had obviously never been left off lead before my oldest lad is 17 now he has been given a few tinnies since he was 14 in the house by me and the wife.and not once has he felt the need to go out and get paraletic on the streets.if he asks for a few cans he has them in the house.it's mad i was working in a butlins holiday camp type place at 16 glass collecting.wild place especially when we went back home to pick some magic's and took them back in the holiday camp.what a wild trip that was lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,809 Posted January 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 39 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: any signs of a litter yet pal No but doubled my chances,invested in another coursing bred greyhound bitch last werk...just wait in hope 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,534 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Chaff said: I just had a look mate newquay looks bad its moving east so we might get a bit here then I can drive round all smug in me 4x4 with chunky tyres lol I'm going to work down that way tonight, hopefully see how we go lol don't think I'll be able to visit all my calls. Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, dytkos said: I'm going to work down that way tonight, hopefully see how we go lol don't think I'll be able to visit all my calls. Cheers, D. rare chance for you to do some tracking in the morning in the snow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,534 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Will be doing that on the dogs morning walk, if I get back lol Snow prob be gone by the morning. Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, mackem said: Coldest I have been in was -41 horrific frostbite advisory warning on TV etc,even the locals don't go out unless necessary,then they layer-up,its not dog walking weather LOL me patterdale doesnt last 5mins outside,she goes all frozen spazzy legged the deer/wolf hound lies outside for damn ages,even last night at -40 odd with wind chill. i opened the works compound gate tuesday morning without gloves,burnt me finger tips. this aint as bad as last year bet you havent got any milk or bread in the shops !!! mass panicccccccccc Edited January 31, 2019 by Ted Newgent 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Cracking day here. But f**k being up there lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,689 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Ted Newgent said: bet you havent got any milk or bread in the shops !!! mass panicccccccccc I am flying to Moscow at the weekend from Heathrow,BA are saying some flights may be cancelled due to adverse weather conditions Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Just now, mackem said: I am flying to Moscow at the weekend from Heathrow,BA are saying some flights may be cancelled due to adverse weather conditions yawn lol bit of defroster on the wings tips mate good to go 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilbur foxhound 480 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Minus 41 is nothing it was colder than that here when my ex lived here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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