Dog aggressive to me

[Black neck 15,161]

17 minutes ago, shaaark said:

It'd take a brave man to come between blacky and his beans. Definitely not for the faint hearted

I'm not that bad I will share with like minded enthusiasts but go back wi your tin opener when I'm not there then it's on top

[Chaff 3,414]

3 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Ugggh

Seems like waste of a bean to me

[low plains drifter 9,459]

24 minutes ago, shaaark said:

FACT

Since when do you hob nob with Max ?

[shaaark 10,114]

2 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Since when do you hob nob with Max ?

Aah it's ok fella, we're talking beans here, not boxing lol

[low plains drifter 9,459]

Just now, shaaark said:

Aah it's ok fella, we're talking beans here, not boxing lol

Not to mention the brindles

[mushroom 12,352]

12 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Well pissed off read 3 pages hoping to see advice  from mushroom

I'm tired of giving sound advice to people on here...... No-one follows it through.

Chaff this is easy to fix; get a soaked tea towel, a piece of rope and obviously the basic training aid everyone should have.... A cable with a plug on one end and splayed wires on the other. Wait until the dog is asleep, jump the fuucker, wrap the wet towel around it's head (leave nose exposed), tie it off around the neck, stick the splayed wires in there, put a piece of food near the exposed nose, shout NO! then light the wee darling up. 30 seconds should be enough or when it shits itself

[Black neck 15,161]

4 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I'm tired of giving sound advice to people on here...... No-one follows it through.

Chaff this is easy to fix; get a soaked tea towel, a piece of rope and obviously the basic training aid everyone should have.... A cable with a plug on one end and splayed wires on the other. Wait until the dog is asleep, jump the fuucker, wrap the wet towel around it's head (leave nose exposed), tie it off around the neck, stick the splayed wires in there, put a piece of food near the exposed nose, shout NO! then light the wee darling up. 30 seconds should be enough or when it shits itself

can just imagine your dog grinning at you when there's a power cut and thinking right you b*****d

[Chaff 3,414]

2 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I'm tired of giving sound advice to people on here...... No-one follows it through.

Chaff this is easy to fix; get a soaked tea towel, a piece of rope and obviously the basic training aid everyone should have.... A cable with a plug on one end and splayed wires on the other. Wait until the dog is asleep, jump the fuucker, wrap the wet towel around it's head (leave nose exposed), tie it off around the neck, stick the splayed wires in there, put a piece of food near the exposed nose, shout NO! then light the wee darling up. 30 seconds should be enough or when it shits itself

OK fella how many times a day and can I use a generator as that helps him sleep as he is from traveller decent

Thanks for your kind reply 

[mushroom 12,352]

2 minutes ago, Black neck said:

can just imagine your dog grinning at you when there's a power cut and thinking right you b*****d

I have an emergency gennie mate and he knows it..... He already tried that one

2 minutes ago, Chaff said:

OK fella how many times a day and can I use a generator as that helps him sleep as he is from traveller decent

Thanks for your kind reply 

This is one of my more extreme training methods and it does put a lot of stress on the dog's heart. So I recommend no more than 4-5 times a day 

[Black neck 15,161]

2 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I have an emergency gennie mate and he knows it..... He already tried that one

This is one of my more extreme training methods and it does put a lot of stress on the dog's heart. So I recommend no more than 4-5 times a day 

Tried the hot plate kennels mate worked a treat till our Robert hit the switch when I was washing down

[Chaff 3,414]

1 minute ago, mushroom said:

I have an emergency gennie mate and he knows it..... He already tried that one

This is one of my more extreme training methods and it does put a lot of stress on the dog's heart. So I recommend no more than 4-5 times a day 

OK mush will do how ever he has a strong heart as the fella that sold it me said it done 5 out of 5 larma on the big land 

I will get back to you when treatment has finished

Also will the same treatment work on my sons special hamster brownie 

Thanks again

[shaaark 10,114]

25 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Not to mention the brindles

Especially with a shiny collar lol 

[shaaark 10,114]

5 minutes ago, Chaff said:

OK mush will do how ever he has a strong heart as the fella that sold it me said it done 5 out of 5 larma on the big land 

I will get back to you when treatment has finished

Also will the same treatment work on my sons special hamster brownie 

Thanks again

hamster, HAMSTER?!! Ffs mate, things are going from bad to worse! f****n HAMSTER?!!

[Black neck 15,161]

1 minute ago, shaaark said:

hamster, HAMSTER?!! Ffs mate, things are going from bad to worse! f****n HAMSTER?!!

What's up had a bad experience furg

[Chaff 3,414]

2 minutes ago, shaaark said:

hamster, HAMSTER?!! Ffs mate, things are going from bad to worse! f****n HAMSTER?!!

Yeah we found him abandoned in a sewer poor fecker