Whadya reckon?

[Jonjon79 13,340]

There's a phone box opposite my house - the glass is all smashed and, occasionally, I see the odd skank pop in there, make a phone call then, go wait on the corner until an X5 turns up

 

I had some success throwing snowballs over the house from the back garden last year

.......... I've had one right in the ear with a potato a couple of years ago

 

Now, I'm thinking that eggs could be fun - chicken eggs are too fragile, they break in your hand if you try to throw them too hard.

I've got some duck eggs that are past their best - they're bigger than chicken eggs and the shells are thicker so, whadya reckon, should I launch 'em?  

 

 

[flynndog 543]

Let em go off first really smelly and black off then go for it haha the x5 won't put the window down too far haha

[ryaldinhio 4,103]

Flatten the f***ing phone box, BT won't put it back up nowadays.

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

launch those duck eggs

they will make the distance

 

this thread wont be any good with pics or vid

[tillylamp 1,800]

why don't you boil the chicken eggs first lol.......

[forest of dean redneck 11,180]

Put dog shit in there 

[lurcherman 887 12,668]

That will be peterhunter 

[dave88 1,565]

Fire them at the c**ts out of a catapult.....double theraband gold should do it

[Lenmcharristar 9,167]

Super glue on the phone stick to his ear

[Jackknife 820]

Maybe try growing the f**k up

[Jonjon79 13,340]

23 minutes ago, Jackknife said:

Maybe try growing the f**k up

You've been hit with an egg in the past, haven't you

[Jonjon79 13,340]

2 hours ago, Rusty_terrier said:

Throw m16 nuts and bolts.

f**k me Rusty, I only want to make them to look a twat, I don't want to kill them

 

[Jonjon79 13,340]

2 hours ago, dave88 said:

Fire them at the c**ts out of a catapult.....double theraband gold should do it

My missus pissed herself when I had a fork hit with a new potato - I was finding bits in my hair for half an hour

[Jonjon79 13,340]

49 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said:

Super glue on the phone stick to his ear

 

4 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Put dog shit in there 

 

You two could be onto something there

 

I once superglued a 20p to the floor in there - the amount of them that banged their heads bending down to pick it up was hilarious

[Jonjon79 13,340]

10 hours ago, ryaldinhio said:

Flatten the f***ing phone box, BT won't put it back up nowadays.

Aye, they stopped putting new windows in it a couple of years ago.