Whadya reckon?

[Chaff 3,414]

Try a small bag of talc powder stuck to floor with just the right amount of dog shit, bet it gets picked up and goes straight in his pocket 

[lurcherman 887 12,676]

Put some novichok on the handle 

[Greyman 25,220]

12 hours ago, Jonjon79 said:

There's a phone box opposite my house - the glass is all smashed and, occasionally, I see the odd skank pop in there, make a phone call then, go wait on the corner until an X5 turns up

 

I had some success throwing snowballs over the house from the back garden last year

.......... I've had one right in the ear with a potato a couple of years ago

 

Now, I'm thinking that eggs could be fun - chicken eggs are too fragile, they break in your hand if you try to throw them too hard.

I've got some duck eggs that are past their best - they're bigger than chicken eggs and the shells are thicker so, whadya reckon, should I launch 'em?  

 

 

Get balaclavad up and do the dude in the x5 A he,s gangsta so won’t go to the police and B he,s carrying a lot of unaccountable dollar

[martyn2233 2,155]

6 hours ago, Jonjon79 said:

Aye, they stopped putting new windows in it a couple of years ago.

Be a man and throw them from the front of house instead of hiding like a pussy in the back

[Blackbriar 8,568]

Just let people get on with their lives and mind your own business.............

 

.............failing that, the chicken eggs won't break if you don't grip them too hard !

 

 

[Blackbriar 8,568]

Let the eggs go really manky and break them INSIDE the phone box.

[Jonjon79 13,340]

15 hours ago, martyn2233 said:

Be a man and throw them from the front of house instead of hiding like a pussy in the back

Sod that - they'd know where to throw things back.

 ......... This way is much more fun - I can see right through the house and out the front window