Blackbriar 8,568 Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Ted Newgent said: all 5 feet square of it...hmmmmmmm.......grow some weed If only you were over here, think of all the EU grants you could claim.........for now. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Blackbriar said: If only you were over here, think of all the EU grants you could claim.........for now. Cram couple hundred of non existent sheeps on there and rake in the EU coffers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said: Cram couple hundred of non existent sheeps on there and rake in the EU coffers In your case, mate, a bunch of sheep ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 11 minutes ago, Blackbriar said: In your case, mate, a bunch of sheep ? Would be the case if one was canadian but one isnt i am afraid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Comrade 45 Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said: Would be the case if one was canadian but one isnt i am afraid Scotch Hun da will be along to suck you off ,just for the taste Of Britishness Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said: Would be the case if one was canadian but one isnt i am afraid But one does get annoyed by the Canadian habit of failing to specify a numerical quantity, n'est pas ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Blackbriar said: But one does get annoyed by the Canadian habit of failing to specify a numerical quantity, n'est pas ? lol oh its a daily burden it confuses the canadians when i explain what a bunch is its either a bunch of fives or a bunch of flowers ie 12 they cant comprehend this simple mathematical test Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said: lol oh its a daily burden it confuses the canadians when i explain what a bunch is its either a bunch of fives or a bunch of flowers ie 12 they cant comprehend this simple mathematical test So, are numbers actuslly of any practical use over there ? If a Canadian asked a hardware store owner for a bunch of nails, would the store owner know how many he wanted ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Just now, Blackbriar said: So, are numbers actuslly of any practical use over there ? If a Canadian asked a hardware store owner for a bunch of nails, would the store owner know how many he wanted ? LOL just asked the carpenter in work and he couldnt answer i struggle on a daily basis lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 22 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said: LOL just asked the carpenter in work and he couldnt answer i struggle on a daily basis lol Sorry for all the questions, but I don't often get the chance to talk to landed gentry ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted November 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Blackbriar said: Sorry for all the questions, but I don't often get the chance to talk to landed gentry ! Its been an absolute pleasure mixing with riff raff i felt so charitable today off for a gin and tonic now 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,692 Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Just registered my interest for a rare dukedom that's coming up for sale soon,can I use this on my passport Ted? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted November 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 18 minutes ago, mackem said: Just registered my interest for a rare dukedom that's coming up for sale soon,can I use this on my passport Ted? https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/118548/titles-included-in-passports.pdf check there 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mixedgrill 703 Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 15 hours ago, Ted Newgent said: just applied for my personal plate for ones vehicle 'M Lord" this should wind up the local religious congregation (most of the town) using the lords name in vain(ity) 'Gaylord' would be more up his street Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,692 Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Ted Newgent said: https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/118548/titles-included-in-passports.pdf check there That'll do,I always felt I was born below my station,f**k all that forelock tugging and cap doffing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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