I’m done

[low plains drifter 9,462]

2 hours ago, W. Katchum said:

Muff my arse slut

Chilli sauce mate ?

[low plains drifter 9,462]

23 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Why all the talk of arses 

You're talking shit again aren't you ?

[lurcherman 887 12,679]

Less of the gay talk theres a well known member whos name i wont mention (socks) who is openely muffing arses and proud of it 

[ginger beard 4,652]

7 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

If ye never had a chick muff ye hole an had a lick a her rim ye ain’t lived

A really good girl will also shove a finger up your arse just when your about to blow you beans.it's a real treat.

[low plains drifter 9,462]

49 minutes ago, ginger beard said:

A really good girl will also shove a finger up your arse just when your about to blow you beans.it's a real treat.

Real treat a finger of fudge is said to be just enough

[Black neck 15,162]

3 hours ago, low plains drifter said:

You're talking shit again aren't you ?

Always 

[peterhunter86 8,627]

2 minutes ago, baker boy said:

 

 

I remember that ad it's an old one we used to sing a long to it but changed the words to a finger of fudge is just enough to give your bird a treat

[bird 9,594]

14 hours ago, ginger beard said:

A really good girl will also shove a finger up your arse just when your about to blow you beans.it's a real treat.

haha   , dont mention  finger up your arse, i had very drunk night  years back with a Jamaican  girl  , went out with  her for a bet with my mates . they all put £fiver each   5 of them  if i take her home that night for the shag . well won the bet took her back to her place  little poxy flat, i had about  9 pints of banks's  bitter = marstons today, got good body on her   , but face like box of frogs  lol .Anwyay getting down to it , she had  lick up me old chocolate box , fook'nhell   nearly blew me socks off  lol, then the dirty fecker  walloped her  finger up there , christ i had to jump of her get to the bog's  in bloody secs  nearly shit me self  lol, i  got out of there , i had the shag, won the money , but had sore arse  for  5 days    haha    .

[bird 9,594]

2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Can’t beat gettin yer arse licked eh ray

haha ,    rather me  little old  prick  anyday    lol

[peterhunter86 8,627]

Just now, bird said:

haha ,    rather me  little old  prick  anyday    lol

 

Just now, bird said:

haha ,    rather me  little old  prick  anyday    lol

Your a dirty birdy 

[peterhunter86 8,627]

10 minutes ago, bird said:

haha   , dont mention  finger up your arse, i had very drunk night  years back with a Jamaican  girl  , went out with  her for a bet with my mates . they all put £fiver each   5 of them  if i take her home that night for the shag . well won the bet took her back to her place  little poxy flat, i had about  9 pints of banks's  bitter = marstons today, got good body on her   , but face like box of frogs  lol .Anwyay getting down to it , she had  lick up me old chocolate box , fook'nhell   nearly blew me socks off  lol, then the dirty fecker  walloped her  finger up there , christ i had to jump of her get to the bog's  in bloody secs  nearly shit me self  lol, i  got out of there , i had the shag, won the money , but had sore arse  for  5 days    haha    .

She sounds like a keeper 

[Big Ron 1,139]

16 minutes ago, bird said:

haha   , dont mention  finger up your arse, i had very drunk night  years back with a Jamaican  girl  , went out with  her for a bet with my mates . they all put £fiver each   5 of them  if i take her home that night for the shag . well won the bet took her back to her place  little poxy flat, i had about  9 pints of banks's  bitter = marstons today, got good body on her   , but face like box of frogs  lol .Anwyay getting down to it , she had  lick up me old chocolate box , fook'nhell   nearly blew me socks off  lol, then the dirty fecker  walloped her  finger up there , christ i had to jump of her get to the bog's  in bloody secs  nearly shit me self  lol, i  got out of there , i had the shag, won the money , but had sore arse  for  5 days    haha    .

Cant beat a good rimming 

[bunnyboiler 1,050]

Reach around where I come from

[dytkos 17,536]

My arse is an exit only, not an entry.

Cheers, D.

[jiggy 3,207]

1 hour ago, bird said:

haha   , dont mention  finger up your arse, i had very drunk night  years back with a Jamaican  girl  , went out with  her for a bet with my mates . they all put £fiver each   5 of them  if i take her home that night for the shag . well won the bet took her back to her place  little poxy flat, i had about  9 pints of banks's  bitter = marstons today, got good body on her   , but face like box of frogs  lol .Anwyay getting down to it , she had  lick up me old chocolate box , fook'nhell   nearly blew me socks off  lol, then the dirty fecker  walloped her  finger up there , christ i had to jump of her get to the bog's  in bloody secs  nearly shit me self  lol, i  got out of there , i had the shag, won the money , but had sore arse  for  5 days    haha    .

No wonder you have back trouble. She probably pinched your sciatic nerve. Irreverseable damage.