shovel leaner 7,648 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) I’m hoping someone can shed some light on a mystery that’s got me baffled . Over the summer I’ve been finding men’s shorts and pants and “jock strap type things “ hanging from trees in one of the woods I’ve got pheasants in . I haven’t seen anyone about , but they keep showing up . There is a dogging spot about a mile away , so it might be them . I’ve led a very sheltered life , is this something gays do ? Should I be concerned? I was going to put a trail cam up but I’m not sure I want to look at the recordings . Edited October 3, 2018 by shovel leaner 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 4,926 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 Hmmm, I wouldn’t hang about there for too long, especially if you hear the sound of banjo playing. Confession time.., I once left a pair of Calvins in a tree after getting caught short out running, made it into the woods in time but had to use the pants to wipe the stench trench upon completion of the deed. To be fair I didn’t need to fire the shitey keks up the tree.., but thought why the fcuk wouldn’t I 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,207 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 19 minutes ago, shovel leaner said: I’m hoping someone can shed some light on a mystery that’s got me baffled . Over the summer I’ve been finding men’s shorts and pants and “jock strap type things “ hanging from trees in one of the woods I’ve got pheasants in . I haven’t seen anyone about , but they keep showing up . There is a dogging spot about a mile away , so it might be them . I’ve led a very sheltered life , is this something gays do ? Should I be concerned? I was going to put a trail cam up but I’m not sure I want to look at the recordings . Very strange. Cushty lives in Europe now. My advice is carry a weapon if you are walking them woods alone. Unless you enjoy hide and seek. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,536 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) Think you might have a fan club and they are throwing their knicker at you. Lol. Cheers Arry Edited October 3, 2018 by Arry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,648 Posted October 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Arry said: Think you might have a fan club and they are throwing their knicker at you. Lol. Cheers Arry If they were women’s panties I wouldn’t mind. I might even hang around. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,165 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 36 minutes ago, shovel leaner said: I’m hoping someone can shed some light on a mystery that’s got me baffled . Over the summer I’ve been finding men’s shorts and pants and “jock strap type things “ hanging from trees in one of the woods I’ve got pheasants in . I haven’t seen anyone about , but they keep showing up . There is a dogging spot about a mile away , so it might be them . I’ve led a very sheltered life , is this something gays do ? Should I be concerned? I was going to put a trail cam up but I’m not sure I want to look at the recordings . Sorry mate, can I have them back please I had a bad stomach in truth dogging spots seem to move around quite a bit, I pulled into a little lane 10 years ago were I used to hide my landy when I was out for a bit of lamping been using the same lane to hide my van for over 30 years never seen a sole and never had my collar felt, on this night I had my boy with me who was 15 at the time we crept down the lane axles deep in mud and when I got to the end a car started flashing it's lights at me, I could,nt believe someone had got a car down there and thought things were coming on top, after fleeing cross country in the landy it turned out they were into dogging and the double flash of lights they gave me was an invite to join in, one flash to watch and two to stick your dick in, have stumbled on others in strange places as well on odd nights, you should get them shifted because otherwise they will start putting it on tinternet as a meeting place and before you no it you,ll be waste deep in soiled undies 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,648 Posted October 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 I’ve lifted them off at arms length with a long stick and kicked them down rabbit holes . It’s just annoying to think people are about in a private wood way off a footpath getting up to Christ knows what . My poor pheasants are probably mentally scarred for life . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 It means Sex See you tomorrow night? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,648 Posted October 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Start firing shots in the air at random time in the night not too far away I’m often around at night , shooting, and looking around with my thermal. Not seen anyone about. Weird??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,165 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, shovel leaner said: I’m often around at night , shooting, and looking around with my thermal. Not seen anyone about. Weird??? Can you not put one of those gas powered bird scaring things that make a loud bang there for a week or would it upset the birds to much ?? i no your a keeper and I,m the other side of the game but I still hate people that leave shit around and gates open in places they should,nt be it gives us all a bad name and draws unwanted attention, I follow the old saying, leave nothing but footprints and take nothing but pictures these days, works well for me 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 I’d automatically blame Ginger Beard but he’s in Norway .... so no idea bud? atb 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxdropper 17,092 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 If theres something you want to tell us mate just go for it .Your neck of the woods balls deep in perversion of some kind lol. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,480 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 could be a tropy for every bloke hes taking in the woods 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,648 Posted October 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 40 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Don’t wake up in the morning withoot yer pants do ye? Maybe aliens are abusing you in the woods an suppressing your memories 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 Is it a bears Pantry?? GB only joking bud ... No way there your sisters . Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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