trigger2 3,100 Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 3 hours ago, vin said: how's about slippers...? fortunately I had the shovel because I was scooping a doggy poop up. . . . . . 2.45am Dogs barking so I see our visitor from earlier is climbing over the gate. He didn't get over and there was a couple of choice words spoken between us. Obviously, the local constabulary was round a little quicker this time . . . . Still not quick enough in reality. Long Story short I was nearly arrested and he has mental issues apparently, he had been locked up earlier and they had let him out half an hour before he was back at our house again. So I'm lucky I didn't hurt him or I would be doing time now. . . . . I'm also lucky the big hairy b*****d didn't get over my gates and batter me to death. Funny old world isn't it chaps. Took me mate you’ve had some goings on at your place over the few years I’ve known you. I am so glad I live in a small quiet place like I do. having said that it ain’t short of carry ons round here but it’s nothing like where you live. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 Leave a pork chop on the gate. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 (edited) It has now become normal that cases are dismised in the event of home invasion ect so what I dont understand is why chief constables or police authorities arent sued, disiplined or something for poor performance. There are rules about how quick ambulances have to turn out and stuff like that so why aren't the police taken to task over how they respond. How can they fob people off with excuses and then arrest someone for protecting themselves and their property. Why hasn't some politician used it as a vote winner ? I'm lucky that I live in an area with minimal crime and virtually no rif raff. There are a few neighbours families who are ars@-/£$ but they are probably over eighty . Edited September 3, 2018 by Meece Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,621 Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 4 hours ago, vin said: how's about slippers...? fortunately I had the shovel because I was scooping a doggy poop up. . . . . . 2.45am Dogs barking so I see our visitor from earlier is climbing over the gate. He didn't get over and there was a couple of choice words spoken between us. Obviously, the local constabulary was round a little quicker this time . . . . Still not quick enough in reality. Long Story short I was nearly arrested and he has mental issues apparently, he had been locked up earlier and they had let him out half an hour before he was back at our house again. So I'm lucky I didn't hurt him or I would be doing time now. . . . . I'm also lucky the big hairy b*****d didn't get over my gates and batter me to death. Funny old world isn't it chaps. glad everthing is good .....allways bloody mental issues with these nobheads , makes me wonder if they play that card ,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 7,934 Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 5 hours ago, vin said: how's about slippers...? fortunately I had the shovel because I was scooping a doggy poop up. . . . . . 2.45am Dogs barking so I see our visitor from earlier is climbing over the gate. He didn't get over and there was a couple of choice words spoken between us. Obviously, the local constabulary was round a little quicker this time . . . . Still not quick enough in reality. Long Story short I was nearly arrested and he has mental issues apparently, he had been locked up earlier and they had let him out half an hour before he was back at our house again. So I'm lucky I didn't hurt him or I would be doing time now. . . . . I'm also lucky the big hairy b*****d didn't get over my gates and batter me to death. Funny old world isn't it chaps. FFS Vin no change from SYP then they realy are fekin useless unless you are a Pakistani or other ethnic settler . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 2 hours ago, mackem said: Theres a case going through the courts at the moment,short story home invasion in Essex,five guys get into a families property,all armed with axes and a firearm,beat the dad and tie him up,start threatening the family including pointing the gun at the 13 year old daughters head and starting a countdown to shoot her,dad breaks free and one of the gang ends up dead with axe wounds to the head and arms,the story is far more complex than that reading between the lines but it will be interesting to see the sentences handed out. I read a little bit of that story and there's more to that than meets the eye 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest vin Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 2 hours ago, tatsblisters said: FFS Vin no change from SYP then they realy are fekin useless unless you are a Pakistani or other ethnic settler . Tell you what mate.... he was getting the softly softly while the other officer is threatening me. It's a fekking joke. . . . When he came into my house and started telling my wife about the fellas mental issues.. I told him about our mental issues with fekkers like that coming over my gates and threatening my life. . . . They don't want to know mate. Its lucky we're not on the local news this morning with a murder or serious injury on our hands. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,570 Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 (edited) Vin try an email to your local MP, surprising what happens when they get involved. I would have your lads base ball bat that he left hanging about near the front door real handy. Worrying hope you get it sorted. Cheers Arry Edited September 3, 2018 by Arry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 4 hours ago, ginger beard said: Leave a pork chop on the gate. Throw a bucket of pigs blood over him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 Cave his head in take him up on the moors & bury the twat!! Hope it all gets sorted bud. Atb 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Dinosaurs said: Cave his head in take him up on the moors & bury the twat!! Hope it all gets sorted bud. Atb He at least needs a hammer to his hands and ankles 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,840 Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 Times like that.... Its always handy to have a man biter about... I got a bat at the front and back door, and my framing hammer under the bed for if such occasion arises if some cnut comes over the threshold without an invitation then they be expired, f**k the consequences 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,740 Posted September 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 Quite a few home invasions in the news lately,some successful some not,the bottom one is a stormer. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,636 Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 @mackem f***ing poleaxed the c**t. Absolutely brilliant. Its a f***ing travesty that were supposed to behave like lambs to slaughter with this shit it really is. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,740 Posted September 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, Born Hunter said: Its a f***ing travesty that were supposed to behave like lambs to slaughter with this shit it really is. That brick pole-axed him like a full force baseball bat swing to the head,bet he doesn't wake up in a hurry,he dropped like shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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