Chaff 3,414 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 If it were my Neighbor I would have shouted at him to put some fukcing clothes on. He has taken to wearing a kilt lately, which has taken a lot of explaining to the kids that it ain't a skirt and its OK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,397 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Wait till the next time he moans about your parking and say the neighbourhood watch want a word about your naked gardening Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,338 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Dirty ole slapper that used to live next door to my parents would occasionally sun bath in the nip on her kids trampoline, wana seen the state of the lumpy ole cnut, set of tits on her like two football socks full of vomit, a bad lookin article. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, dogmandont said: Dirty ole slapper that used to live next door to my parents would occasionally sun bath in the nip on her kids trampoline, wana seen the state of the lumpy ole cnut, set of tits on her like two football socks full of vomit, a bad lookin article. Yer did didn’t ya 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,338 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 minute ago, forest of dean redneck said: Yer did didn’t ya Indeed I feckin did... I was only 16 and would take a boner if the wind changed direction. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, ginger beard said: there was about 5 women and 1 bloke all about 20.one woman was massageing another woman. the bloke never even had What, not even a lazy lob ? Must have been some sort of radicle ! What's the matter with you boy ! Edited August 21, 2018 by Meece Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,863 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 (edited) The Mrs keeps trying to book me a massage to 'de stress' me after work.....i keep saying no..... as soon as the young piece in the local salon place touches me it will be more than a lazy lob.....then I'll have a whole lot more stress Edited August 21, 2018 by DIDO.1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,776 Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 If the sun was out the young mum next door to us was out ! Tiny bikini bottom she was a proper sun worshiper , kept meaning to go round and complain , never quite got round to it in the six years we lived there .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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