marshman 7,756 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Ok so I heard my dogs bark out in my garden. I look out bedroom window to see what they’re barking at to see next door neighbour in he’s back garden stark bollock naked ! I’ve never seen this man do this before , I hope he don’t start doing it on a regular basis as I’ve got children that I don’t want seeing he’s old arse and saggy plums, he was weeding ! lol Also our gardens back onto a park where children play. so if this happens again can I tell him or is he free to bowl about bollock naked in he’s own garden ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 If he does it where anyone can see him it's indecent exposure. Climbing onto the wardrobe and using binoculars doesn't count. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 National naked gardening day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,756 Posted August 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 minute ago, walshie said: If he does it where anyone can see him it's indecent exposure. Climbing onto the wardrobe and using binoculars doesn't count. Take it from me it’s not a sight I would ever want to see mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 If he's getting on maybe the poor old fukcer is getting dementia ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,756 Posted August 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 minute ago, socks said: If he's getting on maybe the poor old fukcer is getting dementia ........ He hasn’t got dementia he’s not that old mate . He’s the type if you park one centimetre over he’s side he’s knocking at your door telling you to move your car . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,329 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Get a loan of greymans heavy duty catty and if he does it again whack the Cnut in the clinkers. 1 9 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,481 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 no theres no excuse for any one to walk around naked 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,237 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 (edited) 26 minutes ago, dogmandont said: Get a loan of greymans heavy duty catty and if he does it again whack the Cnut in the clinkers. Why would I lend my catty to someone just for them to shoot my saggy old plums. On a serious note go and tell him, gage his reaction and if necessary plan your next move if he apologises case closed Edited August 21, 2018 by Greyman 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Tie him on to the washing line by his bollocks! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 (edited) 54 minutes ago, marshman said: Ok so I heard my dogs bark out in my garden. I look out bedroom window to see what they’re barking at to see next door neighbour in he’s back garden stark bollock naked ! Being naked in the garden ain't a big problem but this sort of behaviour can't go unchecked because it's upsetting the dogs. It's just not on. Get in touch with the K9 defence league. It could even be classed as mental cruelty. Next thing is they will be like quivering wrecks cowering in the corner of the garden. Edited August 21, 2018 by Meece 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,756 Posted August 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Right cheers lads if you excuse the pun I’ll give him a pull about it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 I am not joking.there might be people on here to verify. At collumpton lurcher show this year next to a river there was a group of gap year students (much to clean and trimmed to be hippys) who stripped naked to sunbathe about 30 yds away from the show ring.there was about 5 women and 1 bloke all about 20.one woman was massageing another woman.the bloke never even had a semi. I wasn't complaining.i hope to see them next year. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Did ye accidentally trip over an land face first in her pile a clothes for a sniff a panties?? With my history and luck.my hand would land right on the 1 blokes pants on his skid mark making my hand slip and spreading it up my arm. 1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,387 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 I go naked all the time on the beach (on the beaches where it's allowed) and I'm always wandering around the house naked, when the daughter isn't there obviously. Caught the neighbours opposite catching a look at me and my ex mrs loads of times If it's In his garden, with high fencing surrounding and all he is doing is plodding about, I don't see a major issue. However if he's bobbing about playing with his nob, then you've got issues..... you shouldn't be watching ya dirty perv lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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