Plod talking nonsense again

[bob.243 7,512]

Wasn't heavy duty enough, the Mosque's still standing.    

[Meece 1,957]

2 hours ago, Greyman said:

In short not guilty,  don't know if you can buy them I make them from old crutch,s if you go onto you tube the Americans call them starships, made famous by an old boy called blue skeen who could shoot the tits off a knat with it, and lastly it was probably a stray gunshot if it was that loud as the reason for using a catty is stealth

I make them from old crutch,s

I did wonder if you had been creative.  I had a look online and there was nothing like it. I could produce similar now I know the score. The frame could be modified fòr pull to suit orangutans or midgets. Left or right handed.. the high velocity assault  catty if you please.  Yes. !!!

[Meece 1,957]

When father was young he worked in one of grandfathers pubs. One day a local rogue got a bit out of hand and father had to eject him out the door on his arse out in the road. This bloke was s*^t hot with a catty and one night when father left the pub his trilby went off his head. When he picked it up there was a hole right thorough the top pinch crease. He didnt know if he had ben lucky or the aim was a bit off. Father knew who was responsible and took his revenge another day.  There wasn't a further repetition after all those hats were expensive.

[Greyman 25,166]

Had a little bit of interest in the old starship so for anyone interested here's a few I,ve made for others and if you don't have an old crutch you can simply cut it from ply like the two on the right in the group photo, I would also like to add this is not a toy so don't leave youngsters unsupervised with it and always use responsibly with a good backstop . 

[Welsh_red 4,303]

Had a quick go on one of the starships today at my dad's .

 

[bob.243 7,512]

36 minutes ago, Welsh_red said:

Had a quick go on one of the starships today at my dad's .

 

Looks a beauty. 

[Welsh_red 4,303]

22 minutes ago, bob.243 said:

Looks a beauty. 

See how it goes when I get some bands on it 

[bob.243 7,512]

1 minute ago, Welsh_red said:

See how it goes when I get some bands on it 

I think you'll have some fun.

[mackem 23,692]

9 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said:

Mosque attacked eith catapults. 

Mosquapults 

[Jonjon79 13,340]

1 hour ago, Welsh_red said:

See how it goes when I get some bands on it 

Have you got any golf balls?

[Welsh_red 4,303]

1 hour ago, Jonjon79 said:

Have you got any golf balls?

You have my attention . I remember cutting a ball apart before and from memory it was a million small bands in there 

[forest of dean redneck 11,183]

1 minute ago, Welsh_red said:

You have my attention . I remember cutting a ball apart before and from memory it was a million small bands in there 

I thought he meant as ammo

[Welsh_red 4,303]

8 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

I thought he meant as ammo

Probably get more power if I threw the gold ball 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 14,553]

On 16/08/2018 at 13:42, Meece said:

What exactly is a .... heavy duty catapult. ??

Apparently  One was used to attack two mosques in Birmingham. Why hype every thing up. Why not just report that it Was thoùght that a catapult that was used?

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:

Two Birmingham mosques attacked with catapults - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-45207493

 

Probably a black widow ..,

who said irony was dead? 

[Jonjon79 13,340]

15 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said:

I thought he meant as ammo

I did

 

........ Just don't fire them at anything that they might bounce back at you from