myersbg 1,355 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 Well boys daughter gets married tomorrow, apparently i have to give a speech, oh sh1t, any ideas would be greatly appreciated. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,751 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 Congratulations on the forthcoming nuptials lots of speeches online,grab one that you like,rewrite it slightly and personalise it to yourself and Mrs myersbg maybe? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,751 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 Oh yes,add a few anecdotes,people like thyem,my mate pulled out a pre-nup form last year at his,that got a laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deker 3,453 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 I face the same situation in November...perhaps I should make a start now, or borrow yours when you have finished! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 Be sincere in your compliments and don't embarrass anyone ! Oh, and you'll probably be filmed, so don't f*** up ! No pressure ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 18 minutes ago, Blackbriar said: Be sincere in your compliments and don't embarrass anyone ! Oh, and you'll probably be filmed, so don't f*** up ! No pressure ! They will probably be live streaming it god knows how many cnuts will be watching him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,774 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 (edited) Just stand up and say "my name is Pete and i'm a drug addict and alcoholic",then say "opps shit wrong meeting" then sit down and carry on getting pissed.Or just pull out a shotty and tell him "mess her about and i'll f*cking kill ya",short and sweet is the way forward i recon... Edited July 12, 2018 by fireman 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,648 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 Leave the jokes to the best man . Thank everyone for coming and help make a special day etc . Tell your daughter how beautiful she looks and how proud you are . Be genuine and speak from the heart . Forget about online speeches they are dull . Have a piece of paper to jog your memory about who to thank , take your time relax and enjoy it . Hope all goes well 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 4,927 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 You’ve left it until the night before the big day..., and you’ve come on THL for help to save the day. I’d say you’ve already fcuked it right up. You should do what Meghan Markle’s old fella did and just phone in sick Only jesting pal..., hope the day goes well and best of luck with the speech..., think you’ll need it 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,481 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 I cant help you with your speech ,but I wish you all the best my friend 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, j j m said: I cant help you with your speech ,but I wish you all the best my friend +1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollieollie 766 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 I made what was possibly the worst best mans speech in history, I was just so nervous, good luck!! Having said that I think I will feel differently with my kids weddings Quote Link to post Share on other sites
myersbg 1,355 Posted July 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 42 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said: Just stand up swear and try and offend as many people as possible. every body will be expecting that anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, ollieollie said: I made what was possibly the worst best mans speech in history, I was just so nervous, good luck!! Having said that I think I will feel differently with my kids weddings Give us a little taste of that speech pal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollieollie 766 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, peterhunter86 said: Give us a little taste of that speech pal. Thankfully it’s completely erased from my memory Pete, I shudder just thinking about it! It was a cause of great anxiety for me, never liked that kind of attention hes got it on video but I’ve never watched it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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