Stav’s got some explaining to do

[Stavross 13,711]

Well I’m not sure how this is going to go down with the missus 

ive just been to the gun shop for a look and ordered this little lot

tikka t3x .243 stainless sporter barrel

vortex viper 6-24x50 with optilock mounts

dtp sound mod

wish me luck, she’s on her way home

[walshie 2,804]

I saw them on offer for £79.99. I expect that's the kit you got. 

[Stavross 13,711]

Ha ha, yeah it was just to good to turn down

[peterhunter86 8,627]

If she does moan at least you won't be short of something to shoot her with.

[forest of dean redneck 11,183]

It’s only £80 tell her you could spend more than that on whores

[Baldcoot 2,352]

Mrs Stravross has done a menu for your tea ,for starters mm Cold shoulder and for main course Spicy tounge ,the dog is having steak  and your your having the dogs bed in the garage 

[Stavross 13,711]

My missus has seen the invoice and asked what it was, I explained waiting to be stabbed through the chest with a knitting needle and she said you should treat yourself you work hard, now I am extremely worried 

[forest of dean redneck 11,183]

1 minute ago, Stavross said:

My missus has seen the invoice and asked what it was, I explained waiting to be stabbed through the chest with a knitting needle and she said you should treat yourself you work hard, now I am extremely worried 

A she’s about to tap you up for something expensive

B check the motor

C she’s spent triple that on clothes/shoes lately 

D check her phone she’s shagging someone 

[Stavross 13,711]

She did mention she had looked at the new jaguar f pace and really like it ( SH*T )

[Deker 3,450]

Chuck the Optilock mounts and get some Sportsmatch….save a fortune and in my view better!

[walshie 2,804]

57 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

A she’s about to tap you up for something expensive

B check the motor

C she’s spent triple that on clothes/shoes lately 

D check her phone she’s shagging someone 

Or all of the above. 

[Baldcoot 2,352]

MM i,l see your £1000 and raise you 29,995 for a Jag ,boy have you been mugged 

[sussex 5,776]

I’m frightened when I die my wife sells all my kit for what I told her I paid for it ..

[forest of dean redneck 11,183]

9 minutes ago, sussex said:

I’m frightened when I die my wife sells all my kit for what I told her I paid for it ..

My wife opened a parcel addressed to me it was a bushcraft knife I had bought ,told her I was reviewing it for the maker

[Stavross 13,711]

You will have to put a letter in your will, only to be opened on death explaining the true worth, she might be mad about the lie or cash them in and spend it on something that would have you spinning in your grave, at least you won’t be there to see what becomes of all your gear