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19 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I may not be a massive fan of yanks.... but they lasses sure do like to fuuck when on holiday ?

Between Croatia and Spain you could slam a yank chick almost every night during spring/summer.

As for class and culture ? don't make me laugh! Every yank chick I have ever nailed or been out with, has always looked at her European cousins with envy because yank girls fake it and most look false (brilliant white teeth, hair over done etc) where as European women tend to look more natural and elegant. If you want class.... French, Spanish and Austrian women take some beating. Sexy = Italian women. If you want a crazy sexual experience get yourself a Lithuanian. Big boobs and bum..... Polish ?

Obviously I'm generalising here.... All are filthy as fuuck, once I get them to a safe place ?

I hope your traitorous fireworks explode in ya faces my colonial cousins ??

Your a f***ing dreamer?? You like the hairy girls then mushroom? 

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14 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said:

He's telling the truth jammy cnut is always getting mistaken for a dildo.

Nothing Jammy about being a charming, handsome, sex God, that women just can't resist (especially with a large dose of rohypnol in their system ?)

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2 hours ago, Born Hunter said:

Mate, I've heard that a lot. The yanks have plenty of culture, if they didn't it wouldn't feel so 'different' over there and Europeans wouldn't always be moaning about 'Americanisms' infecting our own. New York has all the culture that Paris does, it's just different.

They may have culture, my friend, but so has the pot of yogurt in my fridge !

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1 hour ago, scothunter said:

Funny you started this thread

Im Getting coach back to the fort and in the ticket office over everyone else I hear the yanks. 

Got chatting to two lovely German girls. 

A sure the Germans are lovely.?

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17 minutes ago, EDDIE B said:

A sure the Germans are lovely.?

I can imagine Scots conversation now. Hot topics included humane disposal of social degenerates, latest progresses in eugenics, the threat of the new Soviet Republic and strategy for the fourth Reich. :laugh: 

No wonder he hates the yanks! 

@Scot :whistling::big_boss: :tongue2:

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2 minutes ago, Born Hunter said:

I can imagine Scots conversation now. Hot topics included humane disposal of social degenerates, latest progresses in eugenics, the threat of the new Soviet Republic and strategy for the fourth Reich. :laugh: 

No wonder he hates the yanks! 

@Scot :whistling::big_boss: :tongue2:

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6 hours ago, Blackbriar said:

That's because there is no need for such a word ! "American" and "culture" aremtwo words that don't sit comfortably together.

What is that you say? Culture?  If you can't package it and sell it,  butcher and eat it, or use it to exploit your fellow man...

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What the hell good is it? (lol)

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Best description of the difference between Americans and British was from that yid football agent who’s name escapes me, he said:

In America’s if you drive a Rolls Royce they stop and clap and in Britain they want to put a key down the side of it. Lol 

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