dogmandont 9,255 Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 3 hours ago, bird said: deff mate , where i lived before ( south staffs ) weston park , they were very anti lurcher . if i was ever lamping , they would phone the farmer , and in the end the farmer didnt want the aggro no more so stopped me going on .but i had real good revenge the one day , this wanker lived lived not far from me, he had little bit of ground maybe 4 acres few fowl and goats, he thought he was a big type farmer lol. he always come out to the end of his property on to the lane , he had nasty lab type and spaniel , the lab would come out barking and growling at everybody , it was very intimidating . well at the time i had the worst temp lurcher ive ever had in 30 years , she was 1x kelpie x collie x grey 24 in 60lb and very strong she looked more like a tan pitx grey than a collie x , but man was she nasty to dog or man, she was ok with me but nobody else. well this day, this lab thing came running out at me and her, i had her on long rope lead, so still on a lead , but had 6ft to play with. the lab came right at us, she hit in the neck and head, and shook the shit out of it, he came running out and booted her in the side he gut and chest ,didnt make any difference she never loosed the other dog. he went to boot her again , but i kicked him right in his nuts , he went down like tone of bricks , then i give him another one in his face for luck . copper came round to see me for GBH , but i said he kicked my dog which was still on a lead, and kicked him as i thought he was going to attack me , copper said as your dog was on a lead in public place , he was wrong , he went back to him and no more came from it , fook me he got what deserved revenge was sweet . !!! That’s the way to do it bird, fcuk all that sneaking about bollox, a punch in the gob or a kick in the nuts is the best kind of revenge close enough so you can see the whites of his eyes. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,648 Posted June 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 11 minutes ago, dogmandont said: That’s the way to do it bird, fcuk all that sneaking about bollox, a punch in the gob or a kick in the nuts is the best kind of revenge close enough so you can see the whites of his eyes. Hard to disagree with that . Trouble is assholes like that are the first to go crying to the old Bill . And firearms and shotgun users loose their licenses. I can honestly say it is the thought of losing my ticket that has stopped me doing a lot of things . Sometimes sneaking about is all you can do . I know it made me feel a bit better . Not as much as walking over and giving the guy the slap he needed but it’s better than nothing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,158 Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 What did the bloke weigh? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,648 Posted June 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 1 hour ago, forest of dean redneck said: What did the bloke weigh? Bigger they come ..... the harder they fall 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,470 Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 nothing worse then having a rubbish neighbour Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,463 Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 In a similar vein to what some have said Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SINDASOX 255 Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 On 29/06/2018 at 16:05, Meece said: If it was garlic I'd set fire to the car and put it through a crusher ! I take it your'e not fussy on garlic then. SINDASOX Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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