sussex 5,776 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, mushroom said: Austrians are much worse I've had more than my fair share of beaver from all over Europe and the world beyond..... I have to say the best so far, has been the very sexy and beautiful Lithuanian beaver.... I have a video somewhere of the encounter The filthiest was easily the notorious Blackpool Beaver! That fuucker made off with a mobile phone Don’t tell me you were on the phone will stroking the beaver ...no wonder it fcuked of with it .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 5,367 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 1 minute ago, mushroom said: Austrians are much worse I've had more than my fair share of beaver from all over Europe and the world beyond..... I have to say the best so far, has been the very sexy and beautiful Lithuanian beaver.... I have a video somewhere of the encounter The filthiest was easily the notorious Blackpool Beaver! That fuucker made off with a mobile phone Don,t ever come to Bradford,they offer you a blow job for a fiver,refuse to swallow,attempt to dip your fecking back pocket whilst you on the vinegar stroke and ring their fecking family in poland,on your fecking phone whilst your eyes are shut.Beaver in europe is fecking wolf bait in Keighley,im sick to death at tying the fecking slags to a bench whilst protecting my pocket and trying to come. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 Im surprised thats all it made of with mush that grange estate sure had some dirty beavers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 42 minutes ago, ginger beard said: Shut up pee wee.beaver's my middle name. Wild beavers just outside honiton in devon.FACT. Fact they do say you do make a cnut out of yourself on a regular basis so I wouldn't disagree 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 5,367 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 15 minutes ago, blackmaggie said: Fact they do say you do make a cnut out of yourself on a regular basis so I wouldn't disagree I make a c**t of myself every weekend,thus i should be the most popular female on this forum,apart from me being ruggedly handsome and built like a backyard shithouse,hung like a fecking donkey and tongue i can wash my ears with ,more girlfriends than an Australian shepherd and a wife and numerous girlfriends that crawl up the bed to escape my erectile advances,now you realise why i keep Bedlingtons!. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
si brown 8,486 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 33 minutes ago, mushroom said: Austrians are much worse I've had more than my fair share of beaver from all over Europe and the world beyond..... I have to say the best so far, has been the very sexy and beautiful Lithuanian beaver.... I have a video somewhere of the encounter The filthiest was easily the notorious Blackpool Beaver! That fuucker made off with a mobile phone My mate bust his leg avoiding a ropey Scarborough beaver..... she went to the bog so he jumped out of the window to do a runner and forgot it was not a ground beaver but a second floor one 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 No need to brag Morton it's the beddy bit that let's you down 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 5,367 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, blackmaggie said: No need to brag Morton it's the beddy bit that let's you down Twat you,ve found me out. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,736 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, John d said: no idea what these pair were up to?? Noodling catfish. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 On 17/06/2018 at 18:11, Kerny92 said: It's crazy to say but I grew up on a street named after the Beever...... You still living in cnut street. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 11 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said: You still living in cnut street. No in your mothers cnut.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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