Arry 18,535 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 Ah my boy came round with a card for fathers day , bless his heart. But he had fallen of his skate board and put some cut in his hand, the mrs fussed over him washing it plasters and cream etc. He is thirty seven FFS. Lol. Cheers Arry 1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,690 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 Just now, morton said: Woke up a 7 and took the mutts out,phonecall from my daughter in Sydney whilst walking the fields,feck the rest of humanity and what they think,i wiped my tears on me old mucky T shirt with Beddy terriers at heel,could,nt wish for a better day. I got phone calls this morning...…..at 4.30am good to hear their voices. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 I got some new hair shavers of the youngest lad a bed chair for fishing of the eldest lad which he's just borrowed the middle lad a new landing net and the two step daughters who I have brought up as mine own beer and deodorants and loads of bags of sweets 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxpack 2 7,848 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 32 minutes ago, morton said: Woke up a 7 and took the mutts out,phonecall from my daughter in Sydney whilst walking the fields,feck the rest of humanity and what they think,i wiped my tears on me old mucky T shirt with Beddy terriers at heel,could,nt wish for a better day. Priceless mate. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,396 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 There all at work and ive the house to myself perfect peace had a great day 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,670 Posted June 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 Burnt aint the word cant wait to come home and go fishing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,670 Posted June 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 Oh and roll a fat one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,535 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 W Katchum thats pure magic. Savoy the memories they are very precious believe me. Cheers Arry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 His face says it all well done youngun you can't buy those sort of memories hopefully don you'll get a barbel soon as well 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 5,367 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 9 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Mates daughter found a baby squirrel on the bank, it jumped in her pocket an wouldn’t come out no sign of any other squirrel for miles an after hours of waiting they decided fcuk it an took it home with them, he ain’t best impressed but daughter is over moon with her new pet my lad was under strict instructions not to even think about trying fetch it home here Don,t go there pal,throw it to the ferrets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 5,367 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 1 minute ago, W. Katchum said: I ain’t goin anywhere it’s gone home way mates daughter an I’m glad to say I’m over an hour away no fcukin way it’s comin here, I’d ring its neck first tbh my mate rescued a squiggel,he kept,fed and nurtured the fecking thing for 2 years and it lived happily in his bedroom away from his lurcher and terriers,you know where this is going now don,t you?one day his sister thought it needed a bath and accidently drowned the fecking thing. 4 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: I ain’t goin anywhere it’s gone home way mates daughter an I’m glad to say I’m over an hour away no fcukin way it’s comin here, I’d ring its neck first tbh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 5,367 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: I had a pal with one years ago, was seriously stupid tame with him an he could fetch it out to play an that, but what a vicious lil cnut it was with everybody excep him ruined his ma’s stuff few times chewing through wires or through the bathroom door survives for about 4 or 5 year then a neighbors cat got it, he told us the squirrel didn’t even know what hit it, cat come out hedge an nailed an killed it instantly, he wasn’t even up or down about it either Thats feck all,i had one ,mind you it was a red i found shivering and cold whilst i was after trout at Grassington,nurtured the fecking thing,kept it in the kitchen and my wife took a shine to it,she also had 3 marmosets in a run at the side of the lurchers,every day she would let the marmosets out and they followed her around the garden and bushes,with the squirrel in tow,the male marmoset was protective of the wife and bonded with her,the deluded twat,i came home from work one day and went for a romantic embrace and the fecking thing took a lump out of my lug and blood poured down my back,mad as a b*****d i opened the lurcher pen to let the mongrel vent my wrath,the lurcher ran into the kitchen and swiftly mullered the squirrel,the marmoset sat smugly on the wiifes shoulder. 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,164 Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 Squirrels are notorious for abandoning there young, I had one come up to me on a job I was on a few years back exactly the same climbed up my leg and went into my pocket, I was crawling with fleas by the time I got home and put it in a cage, stayed with us for a couple of years and was great with the family but once they become sexually mature they start attacking anyone else that comes into the house ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 The girls done well They made all of this from scratch - a chicken dansak type curry, onion bhajis, spicy potatoes and a key lime pie. ......... It was bloody lovely 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 23 hours ago, W. Katchum said: couple more pics if the crazy fcuker, only ever seen him this chuffed a few times to be fair Simply simply wonderful mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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