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Get another retro system 

Try using a Yank Alexa with a Mancunian accent... I might as well have a f*ck*ng wind-up gramophone.

Anything from Bang and Olufsen but be prepared to pay

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58 minutes ago, Kerny92 said:

Get yourself the new Sonos One and subscribe to Amazon Music Unlimited, no need to fart about in shops anymore. ?

I got the large Alexa ,and whilst it’s sound is quite good and there’s a decent selection , it can be irratating if it doesn’t respond to your commands or can randomly say things normally at night ?

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4 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

I got the large Alexa ,and whilst it’s sound is quite good and there’s a decent selection , it can be irratating if it doesn’t respond to your commands or can randomly say things normally at night ?

Try using a Yank Alexa with a Mancunian accent... I might as well have a f*ck*ng wind-up gramophone.

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5 minutes ago, ChrisJones said:

Try using a Yank Alexa with a Mancunian accent... I might as well have a f*ck*ng wind-up gramophone.

Wouldn't have anything listening in my house lol I have all microphones turned off on all devices including my daughter's, unless they're needed.

Although saying that, my mate had one in alicante and that bitch is a lot of fun when you're pissed up ?

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Wouldn't have anything listening in my house lol I have all microphones turned off on all devices including my daughter's, unless they're needed.

Although saying that, my mate had one in alicante and that bitch is a lot of fun when you're pissed up ?

My inlaws have one. Enough said. It was funny for about 3 minutes then just annoying. I still can't go through a drive-thru here as I never get what I order! :laugh:

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18 minutes ago, ChrisJones said:

My inlaws have one. Enough said. It was funny for about 3 minutes then just annoying. I still can't go through a drive-thru here as I never get what I order! :laugh:

It's hilarious when someone (my mates grumpy as fuuck Scottish wife) is trying to get it to play a song and I'm talking over her ?

"Did you ask for sex sounds" ???

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1 minute ago, mushroom said:

It's hilarious when someone (my mates grumpy as fuuck Scottish wife) is trying to get it to play a song and I'm talking over her ?

"Did you ask for sex sounds" ???

:laugh:

I drew the line when the inlaws were getting me to use it for their entertainment. It was like that sketch a while back with the Scots lads in the voice-activated lift!

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5 minutes ago, ChrisJones said:

:laugh:

I drew the line when the inlaws were getting me to use it for their entertainment. It was like that sketch a while back with the Scots lads in the voice-activated lift!

Very funny sketch that is ?

I was asking Alexa for all sorts. Had me in stitches when it replied on full volume "I'm sorry I don't know bollock cheese" infront of my mates kids, wife and parents ?

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4 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Very funny sketch that is ?

I was asking Alexa for all sorts. Had me in stitches when it replied on full volume "I'm sorry I don't know bollock cheese" infront of my mates kids, wife and parents ?

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I let a couple of b*ll*cks, bellends, and w*nk*rs slip but you've got to know your audience! Wifey had a face like a smacked arse but to the 70-year-old mormons from the desert, they were oblivious! Not that American Alexa knew what a purple bellend was anyway...

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