Doggers or what?

[Daniel cain 42,870]

2 minutes ago, CountryCnut said:

Same here mate. Pick it up to look like a responsible dog owner, then lob it in a tree when no ones looking. Degenerates ?

I just 'get a stick and flick' more environmently friendly. 

[CountryCnut 64]

1 minute ago, Daniel cain said:

I just 'get a stick and flick' more environmently friendly. 

All fertiliser at the end of the day 

[Saltmoon 2,208]

4 minutes ago, CountryCnut said:

Bumming EVERY night? Must have some energy them lads ?

There is one van who is there 4/5 times a week but different cars but I walk the dogs up there every day and there is always a couple of cars creeping round.....they soon drive off when you start shouting stuff at them haha 

[CountryCnut 64]

14 minutes ago, Saltmoon said:

There is one van who is there 4/5 times a week but different cars but I walk the dogs up there every day and there is always a couple of cars creeping round.....they soon drive off when you start shouting stuff at them haha 

Hahaha. Don’t these dirty fu**ers have a home to go to 

[trenchfoot 4,243]

10 hours ago, Lowther said:

What did they smell like? Any good? I might have a mooch over 

teen spirit

 

[Black neck 15,162]

Well when dogging first came out me and our Robert big Pete from Wolverhampton all piled in the truck wi a jag of lurcher and terriers pulled in to a local hot spot it wernt what we was expecting but we soon gorr into it

[Aussie Whip 3,827]

Could have been hung there to catch lonely poachers, I'd look for gin traps underneath lol.

Edited April 1, 2018 by Aussie Whip

[Gilbey 1,408]

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Edited April 1, 2018 by Gilbey
crap film joke

[Saltmoon 2,208]

10 hours ago, CountryCnut said:

Hahaha. Don’t these dirty fu**ers have a home to go to 

That's what you'd think but I'm told that some of them are married men lol 

[tsteve9999 456]

Theres a bridge over the canal on a lane near us and there are always cars parked there, sometimes as many as 6 or 7.

Being the innocent that I am I presumed they were anglers because I used to fish there a lot as a kid, and I'd  say hello but it always struck me as odd that most of them were just sitting in their cars.

I mentioned it to the missus one day and she burst out laughing, telling me "Thats the gay bridge you twat, everyone knows about it".

Everyone except me it seems......

 

[CountryCnut 64]

11 hours ago, Black neck said:

Well when dogging first came out me and our Robert big Pete from Wolverhampton all piled in the truck wi a jag of lurcher and terriers pulled in to a local hot spot it wernt what we was expecting but we soon gorr into it

Flash your lights once if you wanna watch or twice if you wanna join in....... so I’m told ?

[CountryCnut 64]

2 minutes ago, tsteve9999 said:

Theres a bridge over the canal on a lane near us and there are always cars parked there, sometimes as many as 6 or 7.

Being the innocent that I am I presumed they were anglers because I used to fish there a lot as a kid, and I'd  say hello but it always struck me as odd that most of them were just sitting in their cars.

I mentioned it to the missus one day and she burst out laughing, telling me "Thats the gay bridge you twat, everyone knows about it".

Everyone except me it seems......

 

??? the gay bridge 

[trenchfoot 4,243]

you will find all you need to know in this. 

[Black neck 15,162]

1 hour ago, CountryCnut said:

Flash your lights once if you wanna watch or twice if you wanna join in....... so I’m told ?

Big Pete had a flick round wi the lamp and they appeared from everywhere 

Nice friendly bunch of lads

[fireman 10,774]

Not dog/lamping related but was funny all the same but was walking back to the hippy site i was living on once late at night when we got to the site gate and a old capri was sat there with a big old white arse going twenty to the dozen on the passenger seat.I got the other lads to creep up onto the bank and look down while i crept up to the door and yanked it open and slapped the arse real hard,slammed the door and legged it and the lads on the bank were crying at the sight of the fella and lass trying to get dressed and get going as fast as they could..