Born Hunter 17,622 Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 Overcommitted... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Waz said: Ive just found her on facebook, give me 2 weeks.. Hope your a digging man. No muff to tuff we dive at five!! Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 No problem getting freaky with the ladies but come on... doing that would seriously mess up my hair ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 12 minutes ago, mushroom said: No problem getting freaky with the ladies but come on... doing that would seriously mess up my hair ? She would use you as a dildo. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said: She would use you as a dildo. Or a butt plug ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 I bet when they pulled his head out it sounded like someone opening a bottle of champagne. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 I don't get it. Women have stitches when they deliver a 6lb baby. How the hell can a man's head fit in there the wrong way? If it was the top of his head, surely it would just pull out? If it was his face, he would have suffocated. I liked the quote from the hospital that they are the first couple to be hospitalised for a head stuck in a vaginal cavity since 2007. Oh that's ok then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 I bet they make Iove with the lights out...........in case it burns his ar5e ! OR He said "You've got a big fanny. You've got a big fanny" She said "Why did you say it twice ?" "I didn't !".......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steg 609 Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 .. ?.. https://youtu.be/mVN-5-I5iBo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 Great film ?. Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,396 Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 How did he phone for help must of had his hands and phone in as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,968 Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 That were i be going wrong,trying to smooth talk ladies in the pubs,i should say"fancy coming to back to mine for a glass of champers,then ill stick me suede up your meat box" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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