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What Fun And Great Banter, My Sons Sad Heart And Air Rifles.


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Aye lads, we`ve all been there one way or another - my eldest lad has split from his girl of 2 yrs and is down in the dumps,- " it is over". :cray:

Four weeks of mood swings and the blubs - the soft get :laugh: .

 

Anyways his mates were round tonight and we had a shooting competition on my garden range, using the T Rex.

 

Strictly no beer mind !!! :rtfm: ---------------------------------------------- `till later :drink::rolleyes:

 

The piss taking was brilliant between them all and after many a round - it boiled down to a 3 shot shoot off.

 

Damo a new to shooting lad did very well and won,

 

Mark jnr ( soft get) 6ft 8" ufc fighter came 2nd :good:

 

How this cheered him up no end lads, brilliant fun !

 

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Well - I got challenged by them all :unsure:

 

Come on Dad, - all three sons in the crowd now, - show them how you shoot, they`ve seen all the photos ( no pressure :icon_redface: )

 

It went quiet tonight,- it just went right.

 

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All the lads are having a beer now and the T Rex is tucked happily away and soft lad is laughing for once. :yes:

 

 

atb Mark.

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OUT OF LIKES MARK

 

NOTHING LIKE FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO CHEER YOU UP AT A TIME LIKE THIS

 

AND YES IV BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT ,,CRY ,,LAUGH AND CRY SOME MORE

 

HARDER WHEN KIDS ARE INVOLVED MIND

 

ALL WAYS SAY,D THEM CAGE FIGHTERS WERE SOFT GITS :whistling:

 

DONT TELL MY SON AS HE IS ONE TO LOL :laugh:

 

NICE SHOOTING BY THE LADS MIND

 

NOW IF YOU ARE FINISHED WITH MY PIGEON TARGET CAN I HAVE IT BACK :yes:

 

TELL THE LAD THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA MARK

 

SHE MUST OF NOT BEEN THE ONE AND SHE IS OUT THERE SOME WHERE HE HAS JUST GOT TO FIND HER :thumbs::yes:

 

ATVBJIMMY :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

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Top man Mark - good on you mate :good:

 

....... 6 foot feckin 8 :o - that's a big ol' boy :yes:

 

I'm glad he wasn't boxing at the same time as me :yes:

 

Sounds like a good afternoon mate :thumbs:

THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL JON

 

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

 

ATVBJIMMY :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

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Top man Mark - good on you mate :good:

 

....... 6 foot feckin 8 :o - that's a big ol' boy :yes:

 

I'm glad he wasn't boxing at the same time as me :yes:

 

Sounds like a good afternoon mate :thumbs:

THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL JON

 

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

 

ATVBJIMMY :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

I know mate ;)

 

But, they've usually got long arms and hit feckin hard .......... I found that out the hard way against a semi-pro :laugh:

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Great evening mate and i think most of us have been f***ed up by some bird in the parst

Ain't that the truth :yes:

....... Katy Flowers - Up yours :feck::rolleyes:

Think I was smashing her a while back........ :D

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Great evening mate and i think most of us have been f***ed up by some bird in the parst

Ain't that the truth :yes:

....... Katy Flowers - Up yours :feck::rolleyes:

Think I was smashing her a while back........ :D
Probably mate - ever other fecker was was in 1999 :laugh:
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Great evening mate and i think most of us have been f***ed up by some bird in the parst

Ain't that the truth :yes:

....... Katy Flowers - Up yours :feck::rolleyes:

Think I was smashing her a while back........ :D
Probably mate - ever other fecker was was in 1999 :laugh:

Pahahahaaahahahhahahha. Neeer not me then... me nuts ain't even dropped then.

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Oh I could write a bloody book on this one. I've had two very beautiful wives that turned into cows and some steaming love affairs and one nighters that have all come and gone and left me thousands of £££ of debts to clear off with em'... and my HW80 .22 went through most it all with me and is still here, with my other rifles aquired along the way, loyal,and as faithful as ever, whenever I want her. More then any bloody 'bird' I've had for sure.

 

I've even had the "It's the guns or :censored: me!" ultimatum :hmm: ..... Guess what happened there then! :thumbs:

 

When you are heartbroken and in the shit deep over a lass.......Feck em and reach for the ammo tin, your boots and combats and the rifleslip and get out to the fields! I've done my days of crying for a lost love. Thank christ!

 

Then Helen came along and I got her into target shooting. Grand lass. The Daystate Huntsman Classic she has is the most expensive thing I've bought her so far...No, hang on, there was a car! ....Anyway.... :blink:

 

And I now have a peaceful life with a fine, lovely woman and all the rifles I want (so far) and now't of anything l don't.

 

It all works out for the best in the end.

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