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"I just put my hands on em, and they go!" Fellman 2006

 

"Well he can't be the dad , he was in Milan at a karate contest that week!" My mates misses on her husbands infidelity

 

An old lad near me who had greyhounds used to live by the mantra of "never trust a brindle"

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If you take more than you need, you will starve your children; aboriginal saying I heard somewhere (or words to that effect)   Old Lancashire saying; If your are not in by t'time street lamps come

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My nanny lived with us for a few months, when i used to bring birds back to my house i was about 19 at the time, i particularly liked this girl called glenda, the second or third time i brought her back we were all talking in the kitchen, she was telling my parents and nanny she liked me, when i nipped to the toilet on the way up the stairs i here my nanny say

"glenda just remember a standing cock has no conscience" :laugh::laugh::laugh:

i nearly pissed my self laughing :yes:

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