Irreconcilable Differences

[hyperion 122]

 

 

 

 

Tell me about it, My bloke as all for having a pup then he realised she wasnt going to lay down on the sofa 23 hours a day like my old greyhounds .... no all of a sudden I am spending to much time with the dog ... the miserable twat knows where the door is as far as I am concerned

Well bloody hell. hello Kay, how you been?

I am well thanks ... have you still got your collie ?

Dead these five years or so

hit by a lorry on the A31 while out foxing

got a saluki x deerhound from Wales and a patterdale x jrt now

Is that a straight saluki x deerhound?? Be interesting to see a pic if so

 

No mate she's got a fair dose of bull blood in her too and some other odds n ends back along in her breeding too

[The one 8,396]

We used to go out for the day and a mate had his wife phoning up saying his tea was on the table at 5 pm my Mrs gave me £20 and said get a chippy i will see you tommorrow

[Kay 3,709]

 

 

 

Tell me about it, My bloke as all for having a pup then he realised she wasnt going to lay down on the sofa 23 hours a day like my old greyhounds .... no all of a sudden I am spending to much time with the dog ... the miserable twat knows where the door is as far as I am concerned

Well bloody hell. hello Kay, how you been?

 

I am well thanks ... have you still got your collie ?

 

Dead these five years or so

hit by a lorry on the A31 while out foxing

got a saluki x deerhound from Wales and a patterdale x jrt now

 

Oh thats a horrible way to loose a dog , same happened to my first lurcher sadly

[blackmaggie 3,375]

First wife always gave me grief about the dogs and the time I was out with them got the ultimatum them or me left with 3 dogs and 2 bin liners never looked back I found it isn't good to live in each others pockets and to feck with being dictated to every night been with my Mrs 15 year she couldn't care a less how much I'm out I think she's suited when I stay out makes life a lot easier

Edited August 10, 2017 by blackmaggie

[peterhunter86 8,627]

 

 

 

It's very seldom my Mrs asks not to take the dog's out and I'm out just about every day mooching.

Because big Dave is right around there as soon as ye leave the house At

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I usually pass him when I'm on my way to his,who you bullying these days.

That's another slap for Pablo,At

 

 

Safer than getting into it with plucky I sopose.

[peterhunter86 8,627]

 

 

 

 

 

It's very seldom my Mrs asks not to take the dog's out and I'm out just about every day mooching.

Because big Dave is right around there as soon as ye leave the house At

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I usually pass him when I'm on my way to his,who you bullying these days.

That's another slap for Pablo,At

Safer than getting into it with plucky I sopose.

Got a proper little semi on for me haven't you Peter? Haha At

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And I have you Nice and wet thinking about it.

[dave88 1,565]

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's very seldom my Mrs asks not to take the dog's out and I'm out just about every day mooching.

Because big Dave is right around there as soon as ye leave the house At

.

I usually pass him when I'm on my way to his,who you bullying these days.

That's another slap for Pablo,At

Safer than getting into it with plucky I sopose.

Got a proper little semi on for me haven't you Peter? Haha At

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And I have you Nice and wet thinking about it.

This is quickly turning into another thl gay thread

[peterhunter86 8,627]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's very seldom my Mrs asks not to take the dog's out and I'm out just about every day mooching.

Because big Dave is right around there as soon as ye leave the house At

.

I usually pass him when I'm on my way to his,who you bullying these days.

That's another slap for Pablo,At

Safer than getting into it with plucky I sopose.

Got a proper little semi on for me haven't you Peter? Haha At

.

And I have you Nice and wet thinking about it.

This is quickly turning into another thl gay thread

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You should know Dave you're been in enough of them,it's that lowlife bringing my Mrs into things.

[dave88 1,565]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's very seldom my Mrs asks not to take the dog's out and I'm out just about every day mooching.

Because big Dave is right around there as soon as ye leave the house At

.

I usually pass him when I'm on my way to his,who you bullying these days.

That's another slap for Pablo,At

Safer than getting into it with plucky I sopose.

Got a proper little semi on for me haven't you Peter? Haha At

.

And I have you Nice and wet thinking about it.

This is quickly turning into another thl gay thread

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You should know Dave you're been in enough of them,it's that lowlife bringing my Mrs into things.

Just a joke mate, bringing family into things aint on

[peterhunter86 8,627]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's very seldom my Mrs asks not to take the dog's out and I'm out just about every day mooching.

Because big Dave is right around there as soon as ye leave the house At

.

I usually pass him when I'm on my way to his,who you bullying these days.

That's another slap for Pablo,At

Safer than getting into it with plucky I sopose.

Got a proper little semi on for me haven't you Peter? Haha At

.

And I have you Nice and wet thinking about it.

This is quickly turning into another thl gay thread

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You should know Dave you're been in enough of them,it's that lowlife bringing my Mrs into things.

Just a joke mate, bringing family into things aint on

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I was joking with you to Dave,I don't like the hypocrite prick but I don't bother with him till he said that about my Mrs.

[dave88 1,565]

Fair enough bud

[peterhunter86 8,627]

At

 

 

I done bets when you we're you we're going to edit that,I won.

[neems 2,406]

I bet the OP sits down to piss to make sure there's no accidental splash on the side.